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Tag: Target
My Shopping Experience That Went Off TARGET
[The following is a 100% 98.7% true story.] Recently, I had a rather unpleasant shopping experience involving a well-known retail establishment. I’d rather not mention the store by name, as I would hate for others […]
Holidays Meet Humor- The True Meaning of Christmas….
This has become the Christmas of boycotting….everyone is telling everyone else where they can shop and where they can’t shop. It doesn’t matter why or what you’re protesting. You can’t buy a cup of coffee […]
Sex Toys “R” Us
We are accustomed to many children’s movies making some extra bucks through commercial tie-ins or merchandising. So it’s not surprising that just as the current “SpongeBob” movie was released, little SpongeBob fans began […]
Unicorn Bites #551
2-year-old: I don’t want to eat my pork chop! Me: Name one thing that’s wrong with it. 2-year-old: It’s not pizza. Touché. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 5, 2014 500,000 teens followed a random Target […]
Unicorn Bites 1/20/14
Cops traced the malware attack at Target to a 17-year-old hacker. In the meantime, I’m almost 30 and I still can’t attach files to an email.— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 21, 2014 Me: Let’s have […]
A Wal-Mart Thanksgiving
In an effort to thin out the Black Friday riots, big national chain stores are planning again to start on Thanksgiving Day instead. Wal-Mart is even going to launch the madness two hours earlier than […]
Confessions of an Internet Shopaholic*
Some people are addicted to video games. Others find Internet porn enticing. Yet others spend a great part of their day on Facebook. I don’t do any of those things. Don’t stop reading yet, though, […]
Target, Parents and College Dorms
This month, Target launched a back-to-college marketing campaign that gives every college-bound kid and their parents a reason to shop. The retailer has captured a family-driven milestone and the myriad of emotions, needs and wants […]
Discounting Justin Bieber
There’s no formula to predict how long a celebrity’s star will shine, but I’m certain there are subtle clues that just might forecast the future. Browsing Target’s post-Christmas sale in mid-January (which is much more […]