Posts Tagged ‘ presents ’

T’was the Poem Before Christmas

December 22, 2017
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I’ve been going through all the boxes of old paperwork in my garage attic—there were a lot of them—and I stumbled across one of my old columns. How old? Well, so old it’s never appeared…

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Wrapping Presents

December 19, 2017
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Tuesday, December 19, 2017 Today I am grateful for wrapping presents.  I LOVE wrapping presents and it’s a good thing because this is turning into a Very Visa Christmas!  Being “down” with illness, a computer…

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Gifts and Me

November 18, 2016
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Gifts are wonderful things. Everyone likes to get presents. I am no exception. There are times, though, when a thoughtful gift can turn into a pain in the ass. Take large plants, for example. Okay,…

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What Kind of Gifter Are You?

March 18, 2016
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Gifts

I went to get a nice birthday present for my sister-in-law.  While thinking of what she might like, I texted her daughter for suggestions.  I settled on what I wanted to buy, and I have…

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10 Misconceptions of Christmas

December 12, 2014
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Misconception Number 1: Mommy is dying to put up all the decorations by herself. This is a common misconception. I know this because as soon as you open the box with the Christmas train in…

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Gifts All Couples Get For Their Wedding That They Don’t Want

August 25, 2014
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Being in my mid 30s, I’ve been to a lot of weddings over the last decade.  With each wedding comes the obligation of a wedding gift.  The beauty of it is that there’s this beautiful…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember: Cats and Christmas

December 10, 2013
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Any and all Christmas decorations may be turned into cat toys, at the discretion of the cat. WARNING: This includes Nativity figurines. The cat doesn’t know that knocking the Holy Family to the floor is…

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The Message

August 29, 2013
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The Message

Hey Brad, It’s the middle of the night and I’m wide awake. I should go clean out the fridge or twist myself into some yoga poses, but I’m emailing you instead. How goes the search for Vivian’s birthday present? I think a handbag is better than hockey tickets, if you ever…

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Unicorn Bites 8/29/13

August 29, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 8/29/13

I didn’t say I want “presents.” I said I want “peasants.” I’m looking to start a feudal state, not use a gift card. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 29, 2013 Nice try, spam account on…

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Hand-made

Hand-made

With Valentines Day fast approaching, I’ve been wondering what to get that special someone in my life but for a change, I’m not going to buy myself something. Instead I will do something original for…

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