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The Right Turkish Bath for You and Your Turkish Salad

July 28, 2018
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Turkish Appetizer TURKISH SALAD INGREDIENTS 1 cucumber 1 green bell pepper 1 red onion 3 tomatoes 1 garlic clove 6 ounces feta cheese 2 tablespoons fresh mint ⅔ cup fresh parsley 3 tablespoons lemon juice…

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Quinoa Salad and the Rubberband Empire

May 8, 2017
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Peruvian Appetizer QUINOA SALAD INGREDIENTS 1 cup quinoa ½ cucumber ¼ cup fresh cilantro 2 Roma tomatoes 1 red bell pepper ¼ pound queso fresco or feta cheese 1¼ teaspoons aji amarillo, aji panca, or…

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Algerian Fruit Salad and How to Win a Nobel Prize

August 5, 2014
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Algerian Fruit Salad and How to Win a Nobel Prize

Algerian Dessert FRUIT SALAD (chlada fakya) INGREDIENTS ½ honeydew or cantaloupe 2 apples 2 bananas 5 oranges 6 strawberries ½ teaspoon cinnamon 2 tablespoons sugar ¼ cup lemon juice ⅓ cup orange juice 2 tablespoons…

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Unicorn Bites 3/18/14

March 18, 2014
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I drink in moderation, but I define “moderation” as “not quite enough to kill me.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 18, 2014 A female mantis kills the male after sex. That used to seem cruel,…

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Unicorn Bites 2/4/14

February 4, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 2/4/14

A student was injured when her iPhone started on fire. Apple pointed out the burns were more stylish than those caused by Android devices. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 4, 2014 I thought a beard…

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I’m Always the Cantaloupe

June 14, 2013
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I don’t like cantaloupe.  Does anyone? If you are one of the few who actually like cantaloupe, you obviously have horrible taste.  Come to think of it, your bad taste is demonstrated by the fact you read…

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Salad Garnishes

February 20, 2012
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It turns out that when you run out of fresh Parmesan, chopped up Cheetos really doesn’t add anything but color to a salad. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the…

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