Settlers, railroaders, stagecoach drivers, school marms, hard-working plowers, tenacious women farmers, gamblers, and soldiers wrested control of the Wild West and made it their own. What made their victory possible? Grit? Endurance? Faith?
None of this.
It was beef as this sign I picked up in Dodge City demonstrates.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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I ain’t got no beef with this.