I contend that DWS (Driving While Stupid) should be a death penalty offense. Of course, DWS isn’t illegal to begin with, but we have to start somewhere. Look, I’ve done foolish things while driving. I […]
People drive like bats out of Hell. They don’t care about the speed limit. They don’t care about the law. They don’t care about the injuries, and sometimes death, they inflict on other drive drivers. […]
Lately, the news has been full of stories about “automatic cars.” Supposedly, these are the cars of the not so distant future. Basically, they will be able to drive themselves, freeing us […]
Eleven percent of drivers admit to having sexual relations behind the wheel. What wheel? The Ferris Wheel? Because if it’s a car wheel, then I have to assume that the cirque de soleil people have […]
The Curiosity rover drove 10 feet without hitting anything on Mars. Wow, that makes it better than 74% of the drivers in Florida.
This week I passed a distracted driver and had to do a second take. She wasn’t yelling at her kids or texting— she was knitting. Well actually, she was unraveling a skein of yarn as […]
The NTSB has recommended an all out ban of cell phones in cars even if drivers are using bluetooth or hands free devices. Well, I would be for this ban if they also banned smoking, […]