I type. I text. I seldom write anymore. I start, grow weary, and trail off. Every word looks like I dozed off while I was writing it.
The original 10 Commandments served us well for quite some time, but in these Modern Times, I modestly propose an electronic update – 10 tech commandments – to the stone tablets Moses first delivered! Yes, […]
To enjoy more of Brian’s humor and storytelling, check out his debut novel The Astounding Misadventures of Rory Collins. Available on Amazon in paperback and eBook. […]
Sup w u? Ur sis called. C u 2nite. This was a recent text I sent. Even though I do use this type of grammar, or lack of grammar, I do worry that proper grammar […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK At work the other day, while taking a 911 call, calling a police unit on the radio, checking an address on a map, and following an approaching storm system on […]
I don’t always slam on my brakes, but when I do, it’s because some asshole is driving a Crown Victoria that looks like a cop car. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 6, 2014 It’s such […]
My 1-year-old’s favorite game on my phone is the one where she closes the game & sends gibberish text messages. Now my boss thinks I do meth — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 7, 2014 Wife: […]
There is a commercial (Geico Insurance) that shows a very happy Paul Revere playing charades with friends. The reason why Revere is so happy? He has a cell phone which means he can call to […]
I wasn’t sure if I was going to like iOS 7 but the NSA just texted me to tell me that I will.