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When to Say No to A Career in Horticulture

May 3, 2015May 3, 2015 Mary Farr

I never felt moved to garden. A weekly CSA full of carrots makes a delicious gift, but last year when I was craving a fresh rhubarb crisp, our CSA farmer Clyde Gunderson delivered a bushel […]

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2 CommentsFictionBobcat Gator, compost, Dairy Queen, Dodge Ram, Ford Super Duty pickup

Don’t Text And Read This

May 22, 2014May 22, 2014 Mark R Hunter

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   At work the other day, while taking a 911 call, calling a police unit on the radio, checking an address on a map, and following an approaching storm system on […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Technology911, accidents, Congress, Dairy Queen, distractions, facebook, media, multitasking, slightly off the mark, studies, texting, Thoreau, twitter

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