I am a criminal. I am a criminal and I deserve to be punished. My crime was heinous. I ask for no mercy. Were I to sentence myself, I would throw the book at me so hard that the book would leave a lasting scar to forever remind me of the atrocity I committed today. That I am allowed to escape without reprimand is a notion I will not entertain. I deserve to be made an example of and an example of, I shall be made. The next time I buy Jill Y a coffee, I’ll remember to get it with low-fat milk:
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6 thoughts on “I am a criminal and I deserved to be punished.”
You mean, you didn’t buy her the wrong coffee just so you could watch her hair do that?
It’s not a crime if you didn’t do it on purpose; it’s just a misdemeanor.
If you did it on purpose just to see what would happen — THAT’S a crime. Jill may choose the punishment.
I tried every defense imaginable and still the judge agreed with Jill Y.
Bill Y,
This is what my hair looks like all the time so I guess it’s because I don’t drink the right coffee? Jill Y and I need to talk.
Your hair totally rocks Don Don’s. Please don’t drink the right coffee! 😉
You didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose you.
I tried to use that in the first trial but the judge wasn’t having any of it.
You mean, you didn’t buy her the wrong coffee just so you could watch her hair do that?
It’s not a crime if you didn’t do it on purpose; it’s just a misdemeanor.
If you did it on purpose just to see what would happen — THAT’S a crime. Jill may choose the punishment.
I tried every defense imaginable and still the judge agreed with Jill Y.
Bill Y,
This is what my hair looks like all the time so I guess it’s because I don’t drink the right coffee? Jill Y and I need to talk.
Your hair totally rocks Don Don’s. Please don’t drink the right coffee! 😉
You didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose you.
I tried to use that in the first trial but the judge wasn’t having any of it.