Like father, like Son…

According to the word on the street, I’ll turn into my dad one day. It’s already happened for this little dude:

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Topless Jennifer Lawrence

It wasn’t me. I know it looks like it was but I was framed. When I got into work this morning, it’s true that they were on my desk but I didn’t put them there. This […]

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When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole.

You might think that you’re having a bad day. You might think that the world is massively mocking you in that annoying, point-the-finger way. You might think that you’re the most unfortunate tool in the […]

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Whoever said life was easy, wasn’t John Wayne.

Education is important in the teachings of things and stuff. The story of how I got Jill Y to get me a Batman costume is as interesting as the sarcastic thoughts of orange squash but […]

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When we want the cold, hard facts, we just look in the fridge.

To get a break from me, Jill Y will sometimes get a bottle of wine and head over to Scurvy Jane’s place. I might go out with Thirsty Dave or hang with Sugartastic Daddy John. […]

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I led a different life.

People ask me if I’ve always been such a caring, sensitive, people-loving person and I usually tell them that I have. Truth be known, for the first two years of my life, I led a […]

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And they thought they taught Thirsty Dave how to fish!

Best intentions can sometimes go wrong and that’s precisely what happened when Jill Y and Scurvy Jane recently taught Thirsty Dave how to fish:

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