I’m continuing with my virtuous inertia. Here are things I won’t be doing or eating today. 1) I will not cook or eat lutefisk. Cooking lutefisk in banned by the Geneva Convention. It looks like […]
Since I’ve been so gosh darn successful at not doing the previous things I’d set out not to do, I thought I’d continue with my virtuous inertia and not do some more things. Here are […]
Time is of the essence. Time is money. Time Out is a chocolate bar made by Cadbury, honey. On a scale of one to not getting up out of bed, I’m writing this riot in […]
I wish someone would steal my identity so I can start over as a penguin.