While having brunch with Gandhi we pondered many things. Why do unicorns poop rainbows, why is Full House back on television, why is i before e except after c and so on? We also pondered […]
Like most dudes, Bill Y goes for a check-up every 14 years. When you exist entirely on Bon Jovi hatred, trying to figure out how magnets work and Star Wars fanaticism, it’s not really a […]
The one time in life that I try to be like everyone else, I fail miserably: Don’t try to be like anyone else. Be yourself and hate Bon Jovi.
There will never be a BillYandJillYhateBonJovi@gmail.com email address because that’s not the way we roll. We’re two independent people. Me, a lover of hating The Voice and her, a lover of shoes and TV shows […]
Our new neighbor came a knocking and wanted to know why we wouldn’t let our imaginary son play with his son. Jill Y and I wouldn’t really be related to subtlety or tact in any […]
If there’s two things I’m not allowed to mind, its money, the keys to anything and my nephew. While we’re on the subject, if anyone finds my nephew, can you help a brother out?
Bon Jovi are to music what the Star Wars prequels are to movies. Jill Y and I were recently at a party. We were eating like pigs. In fact we were eating pig when some vegans […]
I’ve always been different to the other kids and when I say “different” I mean, not the same. I don’t know what it was but when I was a little mocker, my friends were interested […]
From the moment they are born, our children are a tremendous source of pride—first words, first steps, the gold star on their progress reports, the lead role in a school play…we are always there, cheering […]
We’ve been trying to get a national day of remembrance to commemorate the day that Bon Jovi gave up making music. The main problem we have is that Bon Jovi haven’t actually given up making […]