Hey! Can You Please Get That Irish Contributor Of Yours To Stop Sending My Son And His New Wife Those Obnoxious, Disparaging Tweets? They Don’t Even Like My Music!!

Memo From The Desk Of Jon Bon Jovi To HumorOutcasts Website And One Certain Writer In Particular……… OK, it is one thing when someone razzes on me because they don’t like me, my singing, my […]

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Unsolved Musical Mysteries – The 8-Track Version

While having brunch with Gandhi we pondered many things.  Why do unicorns poop rainbows, why is Full House back on television, why is i before e except after c and so on?  We also pondered […]

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The Doctor Knows Best.

Like most dudes, Bill Y goes for a check-up every 14 years. When you exist entirely on Bon Jovi hatred, trying to figure out how magnets work and Star Wars fanaticism, it’s not really a […]

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Don’t try to be like anyone else.

The one time in life that I try to be like everyone else, I fail miserably: Don’t try to be like anyone else. Be yourself and hate Bon Jovi.

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I think your son has something he needs to work on before he can play with our imaginary son and this is that something.

Our new neighbor came a knocking and wanted to know why we wouldn’t let our imaginary son play with his son. Jill Y and I wouldn’t really be related to subtlety or tact in any […]

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My sister is not going to like this at all, at all.

If there’s two things I’m not allowed to mind, its money, the keys to anything and my nephew. While we’re on the subject, if anyone finds my nephew, can you help a brother out?

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Making our point as quietly as possible.

Bon Jovi are to music what the Star Wars prequels are to movies. Jill Y and I were recently at a party. We were eating like pigs. In fact we were eating pig when some vegans […]

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I was a mommies boy and happy to be one

I’ve always been different to the other kids and when I say “different” I mean, not the same. I don’t know what it was but when I was a little mocker, my friends were interested […]

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