Our imaginary son is now six. Well, he’s not real but if he was and was born six years ago, he would now be six and if there’s one thing he’s good at, it’s everything. That’s right, we are of the unbiased opinion that our son is great and nothing you can say or do can change our minds. Particularly good at drawing, his nickname is “The greatest up and coming six-year-old artist that this world has ever encountered”. His birthday was coming up and he asked if he could have an elephant. Realizing that this wasn’t going to be the easiest present to find, we called in a few favors and managed to borrow one for the day. Luckily enough, it was a smart elephant and after spending 10 minutes with the greatest up and coming six-year-old artist that this world has ever encountered, he too began to show great artistic talent:
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2 thoughts on “The elephant has the biggest brain of all terrestrial animals but our imaginary son is even better than the elephant.”
Imaginary children are far better than rental children as you don’t have to invest in anything at all and you don’t have to worry about them hanging around the wrong crowd.
Ah but I always imagine him hanging around with the wrong crowd!
Imaginary children are far better than rental children as you don’t have to invest in anything at all and you don’t have to worry about them hanging around the wrong crowd.
Ah but I always imagine him hanging around with the wrong crowd!