Follow Your Leader?

Aliens: “Take us to your leader, NOW!” American People: “Sure thing, follow us!” [Huge crowds gather outside the White House. Trump greets them.] Aliens: “Are you the leader of your country?” Trump: “Yes, I’m the […]

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Brainless Storming

Trump’s latest epiphany came this week during a brainstorming session on AF1: Trump: I’ve thought about this bigly  Melania and I’m no longer calling terrorist MONSTERS.  It isn’t accurate.  These are bad hombres, no monsters, […]

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So Long, Suckers!

Washington News has confirmed several presidential staff members went missing after a recent report implied that a Senior White House Official is being investigated in the Russian probe. Sean Spicer has yet to be questioned […]

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Spicer’s 19th Nervous Breakdown

Reporter:  Sean, was President Trump aware that he was being deceitful regarding his meeting with the Russians Diplomats and divulging classified information? Spicer: I believe he was telling the truth about his deceitful comments about […]

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Who Knew News Report

This week in the news, sources report the new Commander in Chief has a somewhat low tolerance for things that don’t go his way and a juvenile level of self paranoia. He blames everyone for […]

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Holidays Meet Humor – Saga of the Christmas Fruitcake

It’s the Holiday Season! Parties are being planned by office lackeys all over the country.  Workers are requested to bring their favorite goodies, which usually consist of story bought fat laden dips with chips, cold […]

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The Raging Battle Against Cut And Paste

There seems to be a Cut and Paste epidemic going around on Facebook.  Let me just say that nobody cares if 5-10 people  cut and paste your cut and paste with the pathetic plea of, […]

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HO HO HOPress Holiday Reads Not to Miss!

 Another season of great holiday reads from HOPress-Shorehouse Books authors!  We have authors from so many genres in both fiction and non-fiction categories. Something for everyone. Also check out our authors from previous years as […]

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Face The Nation?

Is this the face of someone who will inspires confidence in our government or the face of someone who just had a bad driver’s license photo taken at the DMV?           […]

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