Trumpenstein’s Wonderful Miracle Cure

Ladies and Gentlemen: Are you feeling lazy, listless, cabin feverish? Are you unable to party like it’s 1999 days of quarantine? Do you want to ignore social distancing, throw caution to a sneeze and get […]
Ladies and Gentlemen: Are you feeling lazy, listless, cabin feverish? Are you unable to party like it’s 1999 days of quarantine? Do you want to ignore social distancing, throw caution to a sneeze and get […]
London – According to Royal Commentator, Sir Harvey Bristol Cream, Queen Elizabeth II escaped the country to Balmoral Castle, Scotland after her July 13 meeting with Donald Trump. Cream stated the Queen ordered a fumigation […]
Trump’s latest epiphany came this week during a brainstorming session on AF1: Trump: I’ve thought about this bigly Melania and I’m no longer calling terrorist MONSTERS. It isn’t accurate. These are bad hombres, no monsters, […]
BANNON: Scamalot! Scamalot! From far alt.right I smelled you there. Scamalot! Scamalot! In great regard I held you there. If I had a soul I’d be a coprolite — But now it’s enough that I […]
LOS ANGELES, CA – The Jacksons have filed a trademark lawsuit against Donald Trump and his transition team, claiming Trump’s ‘Victory Tour’ infringes on their legacy to the name. Jermaine, Tito, Jackie, and Marlon Jackson […]