Haiku: Picnic Baskets Are A Gateway Drug
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Korean Steak, British Poets, and American Cattle Drives
Korean Entree GRILLED STEAK INGREDIENTS 1½ pounds sirloin2 teaspoons sesame oil (2 tablespoons more later)3 garlic cloves1½” ginger root3 stalks green onions1 tablespoon brown sugar2 tablespoons rice vinegar2 tablespoons sesame oil (1 tablespoon per batch)2 […]
I tackle poetry … and get slammed
My wife took a poetry class, so I, being a writer, decided to take a crack at writing poetry myself. Why didn’t someone stop me? Thank goodness I’m better at prose. Thank goodness Emily is […]
Understanding Poetry
My wife is taking a poetry class this year, so I, being a writer, decided to take a crack at writing poetry myself. Why didn’t someone stop me? Thank goodness I’m better at prose. Thank […]
Camelot: C’est Blanc!
BANNON: Scamalot! Scamalot! From far alt.right I smelled you there. Scamalot! Scamalot! In great regard I held you there. If I had a soul I’d be a coprolite — But now it’s enough that I […]
New Wordsworth Poems Discovered!
The literary community is abuzz over the discovery of a heretofore unknown collection of poems by the English poet William Wordsworth. The cache includes early verses, giving scholars new insight into the poet’s youth. As […]