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Haiku: Gobbled Up After Thanksgiving

November 27, 2021 Paul Lander

  Got PTSD. Post Thanksgiving Stress Syndrome. More, Tryptophan, please.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Paul Lander's Tweet Wisdomfunny poems, haiku, poems, PTSD, Thanksgiving, Tryptophan, Turkey

In My Head

January 26, 2016January 26, 2016 Dina Levine

Get up with a smile, my eyes glisten. I make decisions, Others listen. I write the History, my name is chanted. Everything’s possible, Permission granted. I’ve nothing to do with what I’m told. I conjuer […]

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Perfect

December 29, 2015December 29, 2015 Dina Levine

No one’s perfect, that’s a pity. Peter thinks himself too witty, Jean’s too smug and Paul’s too green, Way too trusting is Jacqueline, Johan is too grim, and Mickey Says too much that I’m too […]

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Not a Complaint Really

December 15, 2015December 15, 2015 Dina Levine

When being apt to bake a cookie With flour and pickle-water, mostly; When lighting candles in the evening, ‘Cos electricity’s too costly; When being moderate in drinking Not due to virtue, but to prices; When […]

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Mundane

December 1, 2015December 1, 2015 Dina Levine

Fridge too big to fit the place, Dead moth sticking to the oven, Windows packed with spider webs, Nailed down hard to keep them woven, Radiator dressed in tens of Layers of the cheapest paint, […]

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Cabbages

November 23, 2015November 23, 2015 Dina Levine

When I was ten, they’d always say – If you want them boobs big, Cabbage’s the thing to eat. So I aimed to avoid This one vegetable, ‘Cos my name’s Floyd. Nevertheless, I’ve got me […]

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The Existential One

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Dina Levine

The Skype is blue, The ICQs in bloom, And Firefox is burning bright. And I don’t have a clue – How to dispel the gloom Of things that aren’t right.

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Unconditional

November 9, 2015November 9, 2015 Dina Levine

His every gesture lives a trace. I petrify when he appears. Elastic voice, amazing face – I’m happy to the brim of tears. This charming, captivating smile, These eyes so full of splendor… I gasp […]

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The Kardashian Dress Color Dispute

October 30, 2015October 30, 2015 Dina Levine

Dress color – Black for you. I see it blue, My poodle may concur, I wish I knew. And if they could, raccoons would say it’s gray, So would a cartilaginous fish ray. For mantis […]

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Today’s Fairy-Tales

October 19, 2015October 19, 2015 Dina Levine

Once there was a nice and beautiful Prince, Who travelled thru marshes, kissing frogs. And though kissing them wasn’t really bliss, He learned to find pleasure even in those. *** Once there was a Princess, […]

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