Haiku: Gobbled Up After Thanksgiving
Tag: funny poems
In My Head
Get up with a smile, my eyes glisten. I make decisions, Others listen. I write the History, my name is chanted. Everything’s possible, Permission granted. I’ve nothing to do with what I’m told. I conjuer […]
Not a Complaint Really
When being apt to bake a cookie With flour and pickle-water, mostly; When lighting candles in the evening, ‘Cos electricity’s too costly; When being moderate in drinking Not due to virtue, but to prices; When […]
Unconditional
His every gesture lives a trace. I petrify when he appears. Elastic voice, amazing face – I’m happy to the brim of tears. This charming, captivating smile, These eyes so full of splendor… I gasp […]
The Kardashian Dress Color Dispute
Dress color – Black for you. I see it blue, My poodle may concur, I wish I knew. And if they could, raccoons would say it’s gray, So would a cartilaginous fish ray. For mantis […]
Today’s Fairy-Tales
Once there was a nice and beautiful Prince, Who travelled thru marshes, kissing frogs. And though kissing them wasn’t really bliss, He learned to find pleasure even in those. *** Once there was a Princess, […]