In My Head
Get up with a smile, my eyes glisten. I make decisions, Others listen. I write the History, my name is chanted. Everything’s possible, Permission granted. I’ve nothing to do with what I’m told. I conjuer […]
Tag: funny poems
Not a Complaint Really
When being apt to bake a cookie With flour and pickle-water, mostly; When lighting candles in the evening, ‘Cos electricity’s too costly; When being moderate in drinking Not due to virtue, but to prices; When […]
Unconditional
His every gesture lives a trace. I petrify when he appears. Elastic voice, amazing face – I’m happy to the brim of tears. This charming, captivating smile, These eyes so full of splendor… I gasp […]
The Kardashian Dress Color Dispute
Dress color – Black for you. I see it blue, My poodle may concur, I wish I knew. And if they could, raccoons would say it’s gray, So would a cartilaginous fish ray. For mantis […]
Today’s Fairy-Tales
Once there was a nice and beautiful Prince, Who travelled thru marshes, kissing frogs. And though kissing them wasn’t really bliss, He learned to find pleasure even in those. *** Once there was a Princess, […]
To a Piece of Fruit
(Sung to the tune of “My Darling Clementine”) Refrain Little round fruit, Little round fruit, Little fruit called Clementine You are sour To devour But you’re healthy, Clementine Verse 1 Saw the doctor And he […]