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Chorus For An Unfinished Country Music Song

July 3, 2019 Jimmy Francis

I’m just a man I like The Three Stooges I like to watch football I like to drink beer I’m just a man  

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Football, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationships, Sports, Uncategorizedcountry music, football, fun poem, funny lyrics, funny poem, Funny songs, Gender deferences, lyrics, man-woman relationships, song, The Three Stooges

The Battle Hymn of the Bowling Green Massacre

February 5, 2017 Marcus Bales

No eyes have seen a massacre occur at Bowling Green As non-existent soldiers met with students never seen Where Kellyanne’s imagination lit her silver screen Her lies go marching on. Dilatory allegory Predatory oratory Don’t […]

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Muzak

December 3, 2015December 3, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

DISCLAIMER: I am a terrible poet. I don’t promise anything here except laughs. If you want good funny poetry, read Ogden Nash. (To be sung to the melody of “SILVER BELLS”) VERSE 1 See the […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Good Clean FunChristmas, funny poem, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, Silver Bells, song parody

Unconditional

November 9, 2015November 9, 2015 Dina Levine

His every gesture lives a trace. I petrify when he appears. Elastic voice, amazing face – I’m happy to the brim of tears. This charming, captivating smile, These eyes so full of splendor… I gasp […]

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A Song of Spring

May 8, 2015May 8, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi
This tree is out to get you!

Spring is here, with fragrant flowers Wafting perfume here and there. Here I stand amid the bowers, Breathing the aromatic air. A tickle rises up my nose Stops and digs into my brain. I gasp […]

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8 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayallergies, fun, funny poem, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, poem, pollen, spring, springtime

Dear New York Winter

March 11, 2015March 11, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

This is what I was feeling last week: Winter, Winter, cold and snow, Ice and slush and then some, Get out of here! Pack up and go! You’ve overstayed your welcome! (You were expecting maybe […]

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ONE BODY – ONE FLESH

May 25, 2012 Robert Sneed

I love food and food loves me.  It’s like we are married, united, one body, one flesh.  I really understand the one body one flesh union as I look at it every morning when I […]

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Chanukah Schmanukah

December 18, 2011 Wilma Jammer

Yes, my khev’reh, my friends, it is certainly that time of year again. The time of candles that are lit on 8 nights; the time of crappy presents and lights. It’s that time of year, […]

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I LOVE MY HO

May 17, 2011 Theresa Wiza

I have a HO, dontcha know I love my HO fo sho My HO gives me some pleasure, Yo! It’s funny – give it a go! Sorry, Folks, there ain’t no mo. There really ain’t […]

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