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How to Adequately Satisfy Your Wife While Still Preserving Your Manhood

July 30, 2026July 31, 2026 Bill Spencer

No, I’m not going to talk about sexually satisfying your wife. I’m going to advise you on something worlds more important than sex. Once while my wife was away for a few hours, I did […]

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6 CommentsGood Clean Fun, RelationshipsBill Spencer, funny, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, manhood, marriage, relationships, spouses

This Valentine’s Day, Be Meme

February 14, 2026February 14, 2026 Mark R Hunter

I was going to write a loving Valentine’s Day salute to my wife, otherwise known as sucking up. But I hurt my back (it’s that or sickness every freaking holiday and anniversary), and the med I’m […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipslove, my funny valentine, relationships, St. Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day humor

Home Alone

August 29, 2025September 2, 2025 Bill Spencer

It pains me to admit this. But I’m a man. In contrast, my wife, to her great credit, is a woman—an artistic, multitasking, husband-helping, spouse-supporting woman. And it seems to me that gender might play […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Relationshipsalone time, Bill Spencer, funny, gender differences, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, relationships

Laundry Wars

May 27, 2025May 24, 2025 Tim Jones

If you’ve been married for more than six weeks, sooner or later you’ll face one of the most contentious challenges a couple must confront: deciding on the proper way to do laundry. While both men […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestylecouples sharing household chores, household chores, laundry, men vs. women, relationships, the proper way to do laundry, things couples fight over

The Upside of Holding Onto Grudges

May 13, 2025May 10, 2025 Tim Jones

I’ve rarely been one to hold a grudge. It takes a lot to get me triggered, and even then, I usually move past whatever momentary feelings of irritation I’m experiencing within minutes or, worst case, […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsgrievances, grudges, holding onto a grudge, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationships, resentment

Waiting for My Wife

March 18, 2025March 15, 2025 Tim Jones

A common complaint of many husbands is having to wait for their wives. Waiting as she picks out an outfit; waiting for her to finish putting on makeup; waiting in the store for her to […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipshusbands and wives, marriage, marriage funny story, nature photography, Photography, relationships, waiting for your wife

Every Year Has a January 2 in It

January 4, 2025 Paul De Lancey

Things change all the time. Relationships change. Politics change Food prices change. Computers change. Change change; the back of our quarters vary with each passing year. Synonyms mutate.  And even years change! Leap years have […]

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1 CommentEveryday Lifeapocalyptic, calendars, change, comic chef, computers, emotions, February 29, food prices, January, Leap Year, politics, quarters, relationships, sanity

the Tunnel and the Cake– New Release from Brian Kiley

December 6, 2024December 6, 2024 Donna Cavanagh

Today, HumorOutcasts Press is thrilled to launch the Tunnel and the Cake –the third novel from the talented author, writer and comic Brian Kiley.  As with his first two novels The Astounding Misadventures of Rory […]

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Fiction, HO Author News, Lifestyle, RelationshipsBrian Kiley, coming-of-age, fiction, humor, HumorOutcasts Press, love, relationships

The Blade and the Pot Holder

September 13, 2024 Dave Jaffe

By Dave Jaffe Nowhere is a honed proficiency in karate more valuable than when it comes to survival in the kitchen. It’s why martial artist Betty Crocker was so feared and respected by rival chefs. […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, RelationshipsDave Jaffe, history, marriage, relationships, Sleeping between Giants, sports

When to Ignore Your Spouse

August 9, 2024 Bill Spencer

Long before she was my wife, Carolyn told me to stop bringing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to her in her office at lunch time even though she had been accepting them for a few […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, RelationshipsBill Spencer, communication in marriage, funny, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, relationships

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