Il Pomodoro Wins Tutta Italia Soccer Title; Opponents Cry Foul

Cesare “Instant Death” Borgia, tenacious defender Italian soccer fans still buzz about the tiny, virtually unknown, Il Pomodoro club winning the prestigious Tutta Italia Championship.  Pomodoro took a 1-0 leader just 33 seconds into its first-round game […]

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The Great Chicken Invitational – Part 2

But the reason for their poor performances lay in the chickens themselves. Remarkably, no one had considered the possibility that a twenty-ounce chicken using a four-inch club would drive a regulation golf ball a considerably […]

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Some Thoughts On The Upcoming Super Bowl

In case I haven’t mentioned it recently… I REALLY hate Tom Brady. My Boston friends are happy that my football season mantra is no longer “I hate the bleeping Patriots!” Now it’s “I hate the […]

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