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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/10/26

July 10, 2026July 10, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Buffalo Bills fans, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/23/26

January 23, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ex-NFL pro Matt Kahil’s penis size, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from […]

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Baseball, Everyday Life, Football, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Relationships, Sports, Technologyheadlines, Matt Kalil, news, NFL, parody, satire

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/17/25

October 17, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Bad Bunny in the Super Bowl halftime show, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/10/25

October 10, 2025 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about former NFL star Shaun Alexander and his wife expecting baby no. 14, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/18/24

October 18, 2024 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Madden NFL 25, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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What I Did and Didn’t Do Today

September 12, 2024 Paul De Lancey

My quarterback stunt double I went to physical therapy today to get the muscles in my lower back and legs stretched. Indeed, I am making progress despite spectacular fall in the kitchen last night. My […]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/8/24

February 9, 2024 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Wayfair layoffs, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]

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Everyday Life, Football, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Relationships, Sports, Technologyheadlines, humor, news, NFL, parody, satire, Wayfair

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/1/24

February 2, 2024 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about another Bills playoff loss, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]

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Haiku: Say it ain’t so, Tom Brady

March 22, 2023March 22, 2023 Paul Lander

  Say it ain’t so, Tom Brady Another comeback? C’mon, Tom Brady, that’s the Metamucil talking.

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/5/22

September 9, 2022 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Paul Rudd, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]

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