Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/8/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with […]
Tag: Brad Pitt
The Brangelina Tragedy – Jolie divorces Brad Pitt. Inspired by Anthony and Cleopatra
BRAD This foul ex-Lara Croft, she hath betrayed me: The foulest gossip papers hath besmudged me; and yonder In the forums, publications, they desecrate me. Triple-turn’d whore, they call me in the press; ’tis thou […]
11 Reasons for Hallmark Christmas Movies…
Okay, I’m a sucker for these treacly, wonderful pieces of froth. I wanted something sweet when I have given up sweets. Can one get cavities from watching TV? I wanted romance. I […]
Downton Abbey’s American Romance
I’ve been analyzing Downton Abbey for quite sometime now, so this season I thought, instead of just sitting back and enjoying it, I’d offer up a few suggestions in the plot department. Elizabeth McGovern and […]
I Killed My Boyfriend and All I Got Was This Crappy Lifetime Movie
On Saturday night, Lifetime premiered their movie Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret. I can’t help but wonder if Jodi Arias had loftier Hollywood expectations when she pictured her story being made into a movie. Perhaps […]
Brad Pitt and the US war on drugs – at the rate of $2,000 for 20 minutes
HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR BRAD Pitt went on the warpath against drugs abuse in the US recently with the completely selfless promotion of his new documentary The House We Live In. This is not all about the […]
My Correspondence With Brad Pitt
This is an R-rated post. September 23rd, 2008 Dear Brad, Oh, well good for you, Brad Pitt! You’re sexy, good-looking and you are a pretty incredible actor as it turns out. I bet you […]