Human Rights lawyer Amal Clooney was at the Royal wedding… she arrived with her actor husband, George.
Last Wednesday I got the phone call every girl dreams of. Yes, George Clooney invited me to his lake house on the Amalfi Coast! No, it was better than that. My Congressman, Ryan Costello of […]
“I own a boat.”—people who own boats, in every conversation that has nothing to do with boating — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 15, 2014 “Fuck you. I have a lightsaber.”—the only thing I would ever […]
I’ve been analyzing Downton Abbey for quite sometime now, so this season I thought, instead of just sitting back and enjoying it, I’d offer up a few suggestions in the plot department. Elizabeth McGovern and […]
I loved the feature film Gravity and must confess that being stranded with George Clooney wouldn’t be a problem. But immersed in Gravity, I couldn’t help but have a few sci-fi flashbacks. That’s when I […]
I was looking at my local supermarket’s circular and couldn’t believe what I saw. This was one of its specials: “5 pieces of battered fish for $5.” These poor fish have been abused and beaten […]
If George Clooney wins tonight I think he should automatically become President of the United States.
Sometimes, I need to have sound in the background as I work. I attribute this need to my days working in a newsroom where nothing was quiet. Anyway, yesterday, I put on the TV and […]
I went into 7-11 to buy a lottery ticket because I am convinced I am destined to win the Powerball jackpot. I know that most people think playing the lottery is a waste of money, […]