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Afghan Entree AFGHAN BURGERS INGREDIENTS 1 cup fresh cilantro 3 garlic cloves 1 red onion 4 eggs 3 cups crinkle-cut fries or enough to cover cookie sheet 3 sausages, beef or chicken 3 tablespoons vegetable […]
I was really bummed to learn that I did not win the recent $1.6 billion Powerball jackpot. I was so close to winning it all. I was only off by four or five numbers. Drat! […]
I have to say that I was confident that the Powerball win was mine. I saged my house, burned my best prosperity incense and meditated for days. Alas, the Universe has something better in mind […]
This isn’t about the NFL. It really doesn’t matter if Peyton Manning turns out to be the next Lance Armstrong because there’s a much bigger cheating scandal roiling America. I’m talking, of course, about […]
SEATTLE – The elusive winner of an late December lottery drawing has come forward in Washington state, after spending much of the past three months not realizing that he had indeed won $8, officials said. […]
Today, I saw a headline on my news feed “How Not To Run Out of Money in Retirement”. The article made suggestions such as saving (duh), paying off your house, not using credit cards (again, […]
I became Twitter-obsessed in 2010. It probably happened when I got the shocking email. My scream sent the family running. Sure, it was a happy scream, but the volume and intensity sounded more like “I […]
Dear Lord, please let me win the Mega Millions Jackpot and I promise I’ll pay back all the cash I “borrowed” from Uncle Jerry’s bank accounts, mom’s wallet, the kid’s piggy banks, the company petty cash […]
I have been talking to fellow HumorOutcasts.com writer Deb Martin Webster about our future Mega Million Dollar Lottery Win. I am happy to report that Deb is on board for sharing the Mega fortunes no […]
What would you do if you had the knowledge that could help you win the lottery not once, not twice but many, many times? I know this sounds like an infomercial sales pitch, but I […]