Dear Lord, please let me win the Mega Millions Jackpot and I promise I’ll pay back all the cash I “borrowed” from Uncle Jerry’s bank accounts, mom’s wallet, the kid’s piggy banks, the company petty cash box, Aunt Millie’s cookie jar cash, Jim’s insulin money, grandpa’s Social Security checking account and Burt’s tax return check to buy the 10,000 lottery tickets, because we all know . . . you’ve got to PLAY to WIN, Amen.
Remember Always Gamble Responsibly: http://www.nc-educationlottery.org/info_play-responsibly.aspx
Bartering for billions never seems to work! Besides I am winning today, but I will share!
Yes Donna, I too plan to win and help the needy, that would be Needy’s Bar and Grill, we’ll drink to our good fortune!! 😉