A New Year’s Observation
Observation number one of the New Year: Why the hell haven’t the Japanese taken over the Vick’s VapoRub market? All week I have been inhaling Vick’s with minimal results. I have one piece of sushi […]
Observation number one of the New Year: Why the hell haven’t the Japanese taken over the Vick’s VapoRub market? All week I have been inhaling Vick’s with minimal results. I have one piece of sushi […]
The Wall Street Journal recently reported that Japan has a big deer problem. The last native wolf was killed in 1905 and the deer population, which has exploded since then, is ravaging the shitake mushroom […]
Sugartastic Daddy John has a dream where two pop culture icons blend into one and make the world a better place. Pop culture icon number one is Ice Cube. This dude is not poor by […]
If I turn into a woman for the 4th time and give birth for the 2nd time, I’ll do things differently than the first three times and also learn Math.You learn from your mistakes and […]
Ray Kurzweil, Google’s Director of Engineering, wants to develop the technology to raise the dead. Before anyone screams zombies and vampires, the technology centers around using stored keepsakes, memories, journals, etc. to create a virtual […]
In what’s been called an error by his local DMV, Arizona Diamondback’s newly acquired pitcher, Brandon McCarthy has shown the way that may allow women into what to date has been a male-dominated sport – […]
Picture this: you’re sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant, enjoying a First Date. The woman facing you seems smart and interesting. She has a good job and great teeth. Things are going well, […]
Well this just sucks. I’ve decided to open up and share and I’m not going to pretend I like it at all. My favorite song is The Seedling by Bonnie Prince Bill Y. I’ve no […]
Dear Lord, please thank my cheapskate boss for his thoughtful Christmas gift. If I’m ever held captive in a Turkish prison the shitty dollar store aftershave he gave me will keep the rats out of my […]
I often write about my yoga exploits. I go to yoga to relax, meditate and de-stress. I know there are different types of yoga out there that add more challenge, but frankly, I have no […]