Become Soft Spoken in Just Ten Days

Is this you? Do people at restaurants move to tables farther away from you? Do you routinely get booted out of libraries? Are you banned from meditation centers? Does your spouse wear earplugs around the […]
Is this you? Do people at restaurants move to tables farther away from you? Do you routinely get booted out of libraries? Are you banned from meditation centers? Does your spouse wear earplugs around the […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for lying to our four-year-old son and six-year-old daughter when I told them that the Big Foot devoured their chocolate Easter bunnies. When they asked why he ate only the […]
Observation number one of the New Year: Why the hell haven’t the Japanese taken over the Vick’s VapoRub market? All week I have been inhaling Vick’s with minimal results. I have one piece of sushi […]
I was bored so I decided to channel surf, and I came across previews for the show, “My Strange Addiction” on TLC. At first I thought this was going to be a show about how […]