Tag: Lindsay Lohan
Unicorn Bites 2/12/14
Shirley Temple Black died at 85. The former child star didn’t spend her adult life in the tabloids or rehab. Your move, Lindsay Lohan. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 12, 2014 Canadians are the nicest […]
Can You Win a One-Way Ticket to Mars?
Some people say they are sick of this world, and they want to get away from it all. While many of these malcontents long to leave “civilized society” and settle in rural wooded areas […]
Lindsey and Lindsay, a Comparison
Silliman on Sports by Stan Silliman LINDSEY AND LINDSAY, A COMPARISON Lindsey and Lindsay, Vonn and Lohan: Both are in the news but one has a career going downhill and the other… oh, wait. […]
The Frankie Project – Admitting my Dog Needs Therapy
This week, I am taking a major step in the well being of my family. I think the Lohans (the famous Lindsay messed-up-as-I-can-get Lohans), have inspired me. I am staging an intervention for my dog, […]
Esquire Magazine Awards
Esquire Magazine has named Mila Kunis “The Sexiest Woman Alive.” Stunned as I was that I was not in the running for this prestigious honor, I was even more amazed that Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes […]
Stupid Stalkers
Lindsay Lohan accused a NYC man she met in a nightclub of assault. Police said the accusation could not be substantiated. Danny Bonaduce accused a crazed fan of biting him at an event in Tacoma, […]
TLC Contemplates Life After “Honey Boo Boo”
Now that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a documented success, TLC’s favorite trashy family is trying to capitalize on their popularity and is negotiating a substantial pay raise for the upcoming second season. While […]
Depraved Penguins Trending on Yahoo!
First of all, let’s just get this out of the way. Yes, I still use Yahoo. I know it’s not as cool and trendy as some other search engines but frankly those engines get on […]