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Author: Suzy Soro

If you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.

Celebrity sTalker Excerpt

February 22, 2013February 22, 2013 Suzy Soro

If you are like most people, you wonder about the lives of celebrities. But standup comic Suzy Soro managed to take it one step further. You will laugh and gasp as you turn the pages […]

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LifestyleCelebrity sTalker, comedy, humor, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, sitcoms, Suzy Soro

True Love

January 15, 2013January 15, 2013 Suzy Soro

I was out of milk and had to put Half n Half to make oatmeal and now oatmeal is my new husband.      

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhalf n half, humor, husband, love, oatmeal

Roomba Fun

January 4, 2013January 4, 2013 Suzy Soro

If you put your baby on a Roomba and don’t take bets on when she’s going to fall off you’ve missed the entire reason for living.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybabies, fun, reason for living, Roomba

The Aging Peter Pan

January 3, 2013January 3, 2013 Suzy Soro

Cathy Rigby is 60 years old and still touring with the musical Peter Pan. To make her look younger, Tinker Bell is played by Betty White.      

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayBetty White, Cathy Rigby, humor, Peter Pan, Tinker Bell

Women, Crime and the Media

November 18, 2012November 18, 2012 Suzy Soro

Women: Don’t get arrested because even though it has nothing to do with your crime, the news will reveal your weight.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayArrests, crime, females, humor, media, police, weight

The Dangers of Traveling with Mom

November 15, 2012November 15, 2012 Suzy Soro

Mom has this bad habit of opening a window wherever she is. A car, your home, in every room. Needless to say I’m afraid to fly with her.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayfear of traveling with mom, humor, moms, Travel, windows

Pissing off a Vegan

October 18, 2012October 18, 2012 Suzy Soro

If you want to piss off a vegan order 2 hamburgers & say you’re eating their share to keep up the beef averages. Also, make them pay.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybeef, humor, pissing off, vegans

The New Poll Worker

October 18, 2012October 18, 2012 Suzy Soro

I just re-registered to vote because I moved. I said I was eligible to be a poll worker. Now off to stripper school.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, polls, registration, strippers, voting

Official Drinking Game of the Emmy Awards

September 23, 2012September 23, 2012 Suzy Soro

The drinking game for the Emmy’s should be to take a drink every time a blonde is on stage. You’ll be drunk in 53 minutes.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayblondes, Emmy Awards, Hollywood, humor, official drinking game

Autumn in LA

September 23, 2012September 23, 2012 Suzy Soro

To most people Fall means cooler weather and leaves changing color. In LA, it means Lindsay Lohan has broken probation again.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayfall, humor, Lindsay Lohan, Los Angeles

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