If you are like most people, you wonder about the lives of celebrities. But standup comic Suzy Soro managed to take it one step further. You will laugh and gasp as you turn the pages […]
I was out of milk and had to put Half n Half to make oatmeal and now oatmeal is my new husband.
If you put your baby on a Roomba and don’t take bets on when she’s going to fall off you’ve missed the entire reason for living.
Cathy Rigby is 60 years old and still touring with the musical Peter Pan. To make her look younger, Tinker Bell is played by Betty White.
Women: Don’t get arrested because even though it has nothing to do with your crime, the news will reveal your weight.
Mom has this bad habit of opening a window wherever she is. A car, your home, in every room. Needless to say I’m afraid to fly with her.
If you want to piss off a vegan order 2 hamburgers & say you’re eating their share to keep up the beef averages. Also, make them pay.
I just re-registered to vote because I moved. I said I was eligible to be a poll worker. Now off to stripper school.
The drinking game for the Emmy’s should be to take a drink every time a blonde is on stage. You’ll be drunk in 53 minutes.
To most people Fall means cooler weather and leaves changing color. In LA, it means Lindsay Lohan has broken probation again.