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Oscar Day – George Clooney

February 26, 2012
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If George Clooney wins tonight I think he should automatically become President of the United States. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka.…

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The Illusion of Skinny Jeans

February 23, 2012
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I know you think you look good in skinny jeans but that’s only because you haven’t looked in a mirror. Or have honest friends. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as…

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Dry Shaving

February 21, 2012
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I just dry shaved my legs to prove to myself that I haven’t missed out on pain by not having children Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who…

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Serves Four?

February 21, 2012
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After I’ve eaten something I’m always surprised to see that it “serves 4.” Four what, anorexics? Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka.…

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The Difference Between…

February 21, 2012
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Women & gay guys can’t keep secrets because they blab too much. A straight guy can because he wasn’t listening to you in the first place. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember…

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The Fonz as Author

February 20, 2012
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Henry Winkler has written 19 books. I just finished the Thank You notes for my Sweet 16. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate…

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Salad Garnishes

February 20, 2012
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It turns out that when you run out of fresh Parmesan, chopped up Cheetos really doesn’t add anything but color to a salad. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the…

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The Social Media Outcast

February 17, 2012
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I have a friend who doesn’t do any social media and has to face her life without 100’s of strangers watching. What a nightmare. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as…

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HD Makeup

February 16, 2012
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Today I’m going to Sephora to buy the new HD makeup in my shade, “Sorry But You Still Need A Facelift.” Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who…

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5 Hour Energy

February 16, 2012
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5 Hour Energy should be called 1 Hour and 47 Minutes of Hope and 3 Hours and 53 Minutes of Giving Up and Going to Starbucks. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember…

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