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Author: Suzy Soro

If you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.

Oscar Day – George Clooney

February 26, 2012February 26, 2012 Suzy Soro

If George Clooney wins tonight I think he should automatically become President of the United States.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayGeorge Clooney, humor, Oscars

The Illusion of Skinny Jeans

February 23, 2012February 23, 2012 Suzy Soro

I know you think you look good in skinny jeans but that’s only because you haven’t looked in a mirror. Or have honest friends.

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Dry Shaving

February 21, 2012February 21, 2012 Suzy Soro

I just dry shaved my legs to prove to myself that I haven’t missed out on pain by not having children

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Serves Four?

February 21, 2012February 21, 2012 Suzy Soro

After I’ve eaten something I’m always surprised to see that it “serves 4.” Four what, anorexics?

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayanorexics, eating, humor, serving size

The Difference Between…

February 21, 2012February 21, 2012 Suzy Soro

Women & gay guys can’t keep secrets because they blab too much. A straight guy can because he wasn’t listening to you in the first place.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daygay, humor, relationships, straight

The Fonz as Author

February 20, 2012February 20, 2012 Suzy Soro

Henry Winkler has written 19 books. I just finished the Thank You notes for my Sweet 16.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fictionbooks, Fonz, Henry Winkler, humor, sweet 16, writing

Salad Garnishes

February 20, 2012February 20, 2012 Suzy Soro

It turns out that when you run out of fresh Parmesan, chopped up Cheetos really doesn’t add anything but color to a salad.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycheetos, funny, garnishes, humor, parmesan cheese, salad

The Social Media Outcast

February 17, 2012February 17, 2012 Suzy Soro

I have a friend who doesn’t do any social media and has to face her life without 100’s of strangers watching. What a nightmare.

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayfriendship, humor, social media

HD Makeup

February 16, 2012February 16, 2012 Suzy Soro

Today I’m going to Sephora to buy the new HD makeup in my shade, “Sorry But You Still Need A Facelift.”

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayHD, humor, makeup, Sephora

5 Hour Energy

February 16, 2012February 16, 2012 Suzy Soro

5 Hour Energy should be called 1 Hour and 47 Minutes of Hope and 3 Hours and 53 Minutes of Giving Up and Going to Starbucks.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day5-hour energy drink, desperation, hope, humor, Starbucks

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