Cartoon: Howard Schultz ‘Delusions of Grande’
Tag: Starbucks
Brainless Storming
Trump’s latest epiphany came this week during a brainstorming session on AF1: Trump: I’ve thought about this bigly Melania and I’m no longer calling terrorist MONSTERS. It isn’t accurate. These are bad hombres, no monsters, […]
Holidays Meet Humor- The True Meaning of Christmas….
This has become the Christmas of boycotting….everyone is telling everyone else where they can shop and where they can’t shop. It doesn’t matter why or what you’re protesting. You can’t buy a cup of coffee […]
Memo To All Starbucks Baristas
To: All Associates and store managers From: Starbucks Headquarters RE: Question(s) about responding to cup controversy Recently a completely unknown “social media personality” took issue with the fact that our red holiday cups lacked the […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my absentmindedness. I left my triple whipped cream espresso on the kitchen table and my cat decided to help himself to the entire cup. He caught three mice, five birds and […]
Starbucks and Walmart Plan to Open Stores on Earth-Like Planet
As the number of potential store locations around the world continues to diminish, retailers Starbucks and Walmart have drawn up secret plans to expand on a recently discovered Earth-like planet. Astronomers found the planet orbiting […]
I’ve Changed.
I’m a sorry excuse of an individual. Back in the day, my dog and I used to bark at those hipsters with their complete lack of understanding of irony. Slim Shady would bark “get out […]