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Starbucks is closing 8000 stores today

May 29, 2018
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  Starbucks is closing 8000 stores today. That means a lot of screenplays will actually get finished!   Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize…

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When you can’t even…

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Brainless Storming

May 26, 2017
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Trump’s latest epiphany came this week during a brainstorming session on AF1: Trump: I’ve thought about this bigly  Melania and I’m no longer calling terrorist MONSTERS.  It isn’t accurate.  These are bad hombres, no monsters,…

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Holidays Meet Humor- The True Meaning of Christmas….

December 9, 2016
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This has become the Christmas of boycotting….everyone is telling everyone else where they can shop and where they can’t shop. It doesn’t matter why or what  you’re protesting. You can’t buy a cup of coffee…

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Memo To All Starbucks Baristas

November 13, 2015
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To: All Associates and store managers From: Starbucks Headquarters RE: Question(s) about responding to cup controversy Recently a completely unknown “social media personality” took issue with the fact that our red holiday cups lacked the…

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Friday Humor Devotional

October 9, 2015
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Dear Lord, please forgive my absentmindedness.  I left my triple whipped cream espresso on the kitchen table and my cat decided to help himself to the entire cup.  He caught three mice,  five birds and…

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Starbucks and Walmart Plan to Open Stores on Earth-Like Planet

November 7, 2014
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Starbucks and Walmart Plan to Open Stores on Earth-Like Planet

As the number of potential store locations around the world continues to diminish, retailers Starbucks and Walmart have drawn up secret plans to expand on a recently discovered Earth-like planet. Astronomers found the planet orbiting…

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I’ve Changed.

I’ve Changed.

I’m a sorry excuse of an individual. Back in the day, my dog and I used to bark at those hipsters with their complete lack of understanding of irony. Slim Shady would bark “get out…

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I’ll Make You a Cup of Coffee You Can’t Refuse

December 4, 2013
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I’ll Make You a Cup of Coffee You Can’t Refuse

© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett   John HartnettNot much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

May 17, 2013
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Kathy’s Points to Remember

1. Don’t put your cat in charge of your inkjet toners. Cats are relatively color-blind and they can’t read numbers. If you ask her for a black toner, she’ll probably toss you a tri-color one.…

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