Starbucks is closing 8000 stores today. That means a lot of screenplays will actually get finished! Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize…
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Trump’s latest epiphany came this week during a brainstorming session on AF1: Trump: I’ve thought about this bigly Melania and I’m no longer calling terrorist MONSTERS. It isn’t accurate. These are bad hombres, no monsters,…
This has become the Christmas of boycotting….everyone is telling everyone else where they can shop and where they can’t shop. It doesn’t matter why or what you’re protesting. You can’t buy a cup of coffee…
To: All Associates and store managers From: Starbucks Headquarters RE: Question(s) about responding to cup controversy Recently a completely unknown “social media personality” took issue with the fact that our red holiday cups lacked the…
Dear Lord, please forgive my absentmindedness. I left my triple whipped cream espresso on the kitchen table and my cat decided to help himself to the entire cup. He caught three mice, five birds and…
As the number of potential store locations around the world continues to diminish, retailers Starbucks and Walmart have drawn up secret plans to expand on a recently discovered Earth-like planet. Astronomers found the planet orbiting…
I’m a sorry excuse of an individual. Back in the day, my dog and I used to bark at those hipsters with their complete lack of understanding of irony. Slim Shady would bark “get out…
© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett John HartnettNot much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into…
1. Don’t put your cat in charge of your inkjet toners. Cats are relatively color-blind and they can’t read numbers. If you ask her for a black toner, she’ll probably toss you a tri-color one.…
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