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Looking for Toilets, My Travels Through Europe: Venice

August 3, 2017
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VENICE Doge’s Palace has a public toilet. See Venice while you can for many parts of it are sinking into the sea. It’s kinda like California slipping into the ocean at the rate of a…

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Looking for Sexy Pictures in an Art Museum? Dr. Ruth Knows How.

February 16, 2016
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Admit it. You never thought an art museum could give you anything but great art and a dose of culture. Am I right? According to Dr. Ruth, if you really want to find the hidden…

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Why Are We Spying On The French?

July 2, 2015
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An international furor was sparked when WikiLeaks released it’s “Espionnage Elysee” report, which showed extensive spying on the French by the NSA that included recorded eavesdropping of French President Francois Hollande and his two predecessors…

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CandylandTM to be Theme of Poway’s New Modern Art Museum

April 5, 2015
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CandylandTM to be Theme of Poway’s New Modern Art Museum

All Poway, California is buzzing with excitement. In just three month’s the town’s new in its tiara, the $188.2 million CowboyMetrics Museum will open. No one is prouder than museum curator, “Tex” Roland. “I’m just…

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Tex Mex T Rex

May 23, 2014
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Tex Mex T Rex

Cretaceous Entree TEX MEX T REX INGREDIENTS 1 medium tyrannosaurus rex 300 garlic cloves 1,500 medium yellow onions 2,999 jars (18 ounces) barbecue sauce 1 15 ounce bottle organic ketchup 200 pounds chili powder 100…

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How can we be lovers, if we can’t be friends?

How can we be lovers, if we can’t be friends?

Although I’m as perfect as anybody can be, I do realize that you’re going to be jealous but that’s okay, you’ve good reason to be. Having said that, I don’t have all the answers even…

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Here’s a nude picture of me

June 13, 2012
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I swore a long time ago that I would never resort to this to be famous ... but, writing just isn't gonna buy me the things my wife wants. I've decided to bare it all…

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Random Thought 20

October 15, 2011
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I want to meet a guy named Art. I’d take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around…

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Buried Treasures

August 20, 2011
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Buried Treasures

I saw a preview on TV for a new show called Buried Treasure. The idea is that two world-famous antique dealers search American homes in search of–yes, you guess it–buried treasure. In the previews, we…

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Michelangelo – The Missing Years

August 15, 2011
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Hello! I’m back! I thought I’d let a suitable hiatus intervene after my recent epic daily postings of the Eric Preet Serial. This whimsical article was inspired when an airbrush illustrator friend of mine told…

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