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Technology’s Finest Hour

June 16, 2021June 16, 2021 Curt MacDougall

Alright, I’m calling it – the machines have won. The unraveling of Western Civilization has begun. And it didn’t take Skynet with its implacable Austrian cyborgs from the future to bring our demise, or even […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

April 14, 2020April 14, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

If nothing else, COVID-19 reminds us what’s really important in life: Family, health and toilet paper.

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SPARKS BRIEF: The History Channel’s On A Roll

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020 Vince G. Sparks

New York, NY  – Today in a press conference, Eli Lehrer, Executive Vice President of Original Programming for the History Channel, announced the premiere of its new show, TP Pickers. Lehrer informed a group of […]

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Toxic, Tea Lights and TP

July 3, 2018July 3, 2018 Leslie Handler

(For Donna’s ant spray, lighter, and TP challenge) I never have been able to figure it out.  Every time you hear about a storm on the way everyone rushes to the grocery store.  I understand […]

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Charmin’s Law makes wiping after bodily functions a sex offense felony

April 10, 2016April 14, 2016 Articul8Madn3ss

After public pressure from victim’s rights groups who were casualties of non-predatory and non-violent sex crimes, President Barack Obama on Thursday signed into law the latest legislation designed to preemptively deter explorative fondling. Aptly named […]

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Ordinary Beginnings of Ordinary Lives – Sue Viva

February 7, 2016 Paul De Lancey
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Sue Viva, grew up in the little town of Albondigas, Baja Sur. Her father was a door-to-door salesman of books on toilet paper. Life was hard, except for that month when the fish rendering plant […]

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Unicorn Bites 5/2/14

May 2, 2014May 3, 2014 James Breakwell

My wife’s disappointed sighs are so loud I can hear them through this text message. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 2, 2014 3-year-old daughter: Why do you sound like a boy? Me: Because I am […]

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Toilet Paper: The F-word of Bathroom Tissue

April 29, 2014April 29, 2014 Lisa Newlin

The other day I ran to Target for a few essentials.  I wandered into the section with the bathroom tissue because it was next to the end cap that had a display of wines that were […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleabsurd, bathroom, bathroom tissue, friday humor devotional, fun, funny, humor, irony, Lisa Newlin, satire, toilet paper, What?

A letter to myself two hours ago…

July 17, 2013July 17, 2013 Lisa Newlin

I can’t tell you how many times I wish I could go back in time to tell myself something.  For starters, I would tell myself not to see any of the Sex and the City movies. Then […]

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The Toilet Paper Trade Act

May 21, 2013May 21, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Venezuela is running out of toilet paper. The country has plenty of oil, but little bathroom tissue.  We have tons of bathroom tissue but could use some oil. I am neither a diplomat nor an […]

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