Posts Tagged ‘ toilet paper ’

Toxic, Tea Lights and TP

July 3, 2018
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Toxic, Tea Lights and TP

(For Donna’s ant spray, lighter, and TP challenge) I never have been able to figure it out.  Every time you hear about a storm on the way everyone rushes to the grocery store.  I understand…

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Charmin’s Law makes wiping after bodily functions a sex offense felony

April 10, 2016
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After public pressure from victim’s rights groups who were casualties of non-predatory and non-violent sex crimes, President Barack Obama on Thursday signed into law the latest legislation designed to preemptively deter explorative fondling. Aptly named…

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Ordinary Beginnings of Ordinary Lives – Sue Viva

February 7, 2016
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BooksOnTP

Sue Viva, grew up in the little town of Albondigas, Baja Sur. Her father was a door-to-door salesman of books on toilet paper. Life was hard, except for that month when the fish rendering plant…

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Unicorn Bites 5/2/14

May 2, 2014
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My wife’s disappointed sighs are so loud I can hear them through this text message. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 2, 2014 3-year-old daughter: Why do you sound like a boy? Me: Because I am…

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Toilet Paper: The F-word of Bathroom Tissue

April 29, 2014
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The other day I ran to Target for a few essentials.  I wandered into the section with the bathroom tissue because it was next to the end cap that had a display of wines that were…

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A letter to myself two hours ago…

July 17, 2013
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I can’t tell you how many times I wish I could go back in time to tell myself something.  For starters, I would tell myself not to see any of the Sex and the City movies. Then…

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The Toilet Paper Trade Act

May 21, 2013
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Venezuela is running out of toilet paper. The country has plenty of oil, but little bathroom tissue.  We have tons of bathroom tissue but could use some oil. I am neither a diplomat nor an…

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Muddy side of Money Back Guarantees

February 23, 2013
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Quilted Northern Toilet Paper says it guarantees a “soft, comfortable clean” or your money back.  I wonder if they are going to take the word of a dissatisfied consumer or if are they going to…

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Reconsidering the Public Option

August 16, 2012
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The public restroom gets a bad rap. When one tries to conjure up the most disgusting place they can imagine and the back seat of Tiger Woods’ Buick Rendezvous (quite aptly named, as it turns…

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