A letter to myself two hours ago…
I can’t tell you how many times I wish I could go back in time to tell myself something. For starters, I would tell myself not to see any of the Sex and the City movies. Then […]
Tag: toilet paper
The Toilet Paper Trade Act
Venezuela is running out of toilet paper. The country has plenty of oil, but little bathroom tissue. We have tons of bathroom tissue but could use some oil. I am neither a diplomat nor an […]
Muddy side of Money Back Guarantees
Quilted Northern Toilet Paper says it guarantees a “soft, comfortable clean” or your money back. I wonder if they are going to take the word of a dissatisfied consumer or if are they going to […]
Reconsidering the Public Option
The public restroom gets a bad rap. When one tries to conjure up the most disgusting place they can imagine and the back seat of Tiger Woods’ Buick Rendezvous (quite aptly named, as it turns […]