The Toilet Paper Trade Act

Venezuela is running out of toilet paper. The country has plenty of oil, but little bathroom tissue.  We have tons of bathroom tissue but could use some oil. I am neither a diplomat nor an economist, but it’s going to hit the fan in Venezuela soon and we have a chance to be the hero. I think an oil for TP trade seems like a logical move. I hope our government absorbs this situation and doesn’t  flush an intriguing opportunity down the drain. 

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8 thoughts on “The Toilet Paper Trade Act”

  1. Hmm, I say it’s a crappy deal but then again oils well that ends well.

  2. I can’t compete with the total brilliance of these comments so it’s a bum deal for me on this one, i’m afraid!

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