Unicorn Bites 12/31/13

3-year-old: Daddy, don’t dance while you drive. Me: Fine. When should I dance? 3: Never. She’s a prodigy at being ashamed of me. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 31, 2013 Our 1-year-old has […]

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The easy way out can be expensive but well worth it.

I couldn’t think what the special occasion was. It wasn’t a birthday, Friday or the anniversary of argument number 72 but she still let me know in no uncertain terms that I was a pathetic, […]

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Unicorn Bites 12/29/13

Women are hard to read. The same polite smile can mean “I’m happy” or “I’m going to hit you with my car.” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 29, 2013 My wife and kids […]

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