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If Anyone Is Looking For Me, I’ll Be At The Gym…

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Cartwheeling Sandwiches

August 23, 2018
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Puerto Rican Entree TRIPLETA INGREDIENTS   1 garlic clove 1 medium onion ¼ cup ketchup 3 tablespoons lemon juice ¼ cup mayonnaise 2 teaspoons adobo seasoning ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 1¼ pounds sirloin…

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Gymdependence Day

July 3, 2016
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Gymdependence Day

It seemed like I was eating garbage lately. I felt unhealthy, sluggish and grumpy all the time. But there she was in the grocery store, so beautiful, staring at me through the plastic window in…

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Back Porch Ponderings

March 31, 2016
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Sunrise on my back porch is my meditation time.  The following are examples of thoughts that run through my mind while I try and clear it of all debris.    After watching the The People vs.…

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The Gym Is A Vehicle Of Deception

December 9, 2014
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The Gym Is A Vehicle Of Deception

It’s another big day at the gym. I started today’s session aggressively, punching a gym bag. I had to pound that thing to get it into my locker. The lockers here are tiny. The highlight…

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Unicorn Bites 12/30/13

December 30, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 12/30/13

My New Year’s resolution is to make everyone else break theirs. If you need me, I’ll be in front of the gym passing out doughnuts. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 30, 2013 Hot girl: *changes…

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The Power of Thought

June 16, 2013
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They say the mind is powerful and can perform miracles, so I’m going to sit and focus my thoughts on exercise, and wait for the pounds to melt away. Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer…

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Panera Bread: My Port in the Storm

November 1, 2012
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Panera Bread: My Port in the Storm

Three months ago, I got a Panera Bread card, which if used properly according to the  lady at the Panera cash register who gave it to me, would yield me free goodies and discounts at…

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Dancing to Etta James

June 19, 2012
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I was on the elliptical at the gym, just casually exercising when Etta James’ Rock Me Baby began to play on my iPod.  If you do not know this song, you can watch Etta James perform…

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New Year’s Resolutions Worth Keeping

January 11, 2012
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Seventy-five percent of people have already broken their New Year’s resolution. Not me. Mine was to cancel my gym membership, take up smoking, and slowly die. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts -…

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