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Skinny People and Fat People

October 3, 2016
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In this world, there are skinny people and fat people.  Personally, I don’t believe that physical appearance has one single thing to do with whether you are a fat person or a skinny person.  I…

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Unicorn Bites #545

November 10, 2014
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Instead of Halloween, our Christian daycare has “pajama day.” They’re about to find out my 4-year-old sleeps in a bloody zombie costume. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 30, 2014 Me: That shirt makes you look…

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The Swimdress: A New Fashion Statement

August 4, 2014
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The Swimdress:  A New Fashion Statement

Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your…

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A liar and a t-shirt

October 18, 2013
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I just saw a woman wearing a shirt that just said “Gorgeous.”   That woman is most certainly a liar.   It would have been believable had her shirt said “I love Cheetos and have…

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The Power of Thought

June 16, 2013
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They say the mind is powerful and can perform miracles, so I’m going to sit and focus my thoughts on exercise, and wait for the pounds to melt away. Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer…

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A well-known cliche is destroyed by nachos

June 11, 2013
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I know the saying “Nothing tastes as good as thin feels” but I’m pretty sure thin doesn’t taste as good as some loaded nachos. Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in…

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