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Skinny People and Fat People

October 3, 2016
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In this world, there are skinny people and fat people.  Personally, I don’t believe that physical appearance has one single thing to do with whether you are a fat person or a skinny person.  I…

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Let’s see who measures up, shall we?

October 28, 2014
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I noticed a weird bruise on my arm last week on Thursday. By Friday it had morphed into something that looked like a bear climbing a tree. It didn’t hurt. I had no recollection of…

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The Swimdress: A New Fashion Statement

August 4, 2014
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The Swimdress:  A New Fashion Statement

Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your…

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The Secret Fat Diary

June 30, 2014
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The Secret Fat Diary

I’m fat. I’m not pleasingly plump, womanly or plus sized. I’m fat. F-a-t. Fat. Period. Okay. I am big and beautiful. But that’s as far as I’ll go with the euphemisms. If it weren’t for…

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Hip to be square?

May 16, 2014
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Is it really hip to be square?   If so, I have the perfect body type for once.   If only it was hip to have double chins.   I’d be the hippest girl in…

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Unicorn Bites 5/7/14

May 7, 2014
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Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz” taught kids it’s OK to kill two women as long as they’re ugly and no one likes them. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 7, 2014 I ate a whole…

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Unicorn Bites 11/16/13

November 16, 2013
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Wife: Does this shirt make me look pregnant? Me: No, it makes you look fat. Just once, it’d be nice if my brain and mouth worked together. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 16, 2013 My…

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A liar and a t-shirt

October 18, 2013
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I just saw a woman wearing a shirt that just said “Gorgeous.”   That woman is most certainly a liar.   It would have been believable had her shirt said “I love Cheetos and have…

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Why are we all screaming?

September 13, 2013
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We might all scream for ice cream, but I scream the loudest because I fricking love ice cream and I’m also super competitive.   Either way, I’m proud to be an ice cream screamer, even if…

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Moderate Max Mollifies My Musings About Elvis

September 10, 2013
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The anniversary of Elvis’s death is a week off but my former neighbor Crazy Lyle has insisted for years Elvis isn’t really dead. But then, who is buried in his grave? When burdened with such…

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