Posts Tagged ‘ diet ’

Wisdom for Dummies

March 22, 2019
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Oh to be as thin as we were back when we first started thinking we were fat. Dorothy RosbyI'm a South Dakota humorist whose humor column appears in newspapers in eleven Western and Midwestern states…

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The Amazing Happiness Diet

June 12, 2018
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I’m excited to announce that recently I went on a diet and have lost forty-five pounds (true). I didn’t follow any of those silly fad weight reduction schemes like the Mediterranean or Adkins or Weight…

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The Exercise Pill: One Swallow, Then Svelte

April 12, 2018
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The Exercise Pill: One Swallow, Then Svelte

    Just in time for Spring and Summer, well, almost, well, maybe  — an exercise pill. Think of it. One swallow away from svelte! It’s true. Well, sort of. What’s true is that scientists…

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Pumpkin candies are here!

September 22, 2017
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Suspicions: I have a feeling my wife is out to get me. She was all of 39 years old when she decided she didn’t want to be 40. So she punishes me. What is she…

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Skinny People and Fat People

October 3, 2016
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In this world, there are skinny people and fat people.  Personally, I don’t believe that physical appearance has one single thing to do with whether you are a fat person or a skinny person.  I…

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Answering Life’s Questions

July 5, 2016
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  Should I sock away money for retirement?  Should I stay on my diet?  Should I exercise? Should I take the vacation?  Should I buy the dream house? These are the questions I ask myself…

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Gymdependence Day

July 3, 2016
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Gymdependence Day

It seemed like I was eating garbage lately. I felt unhealthy, sluggish and grumpy all the time. But there she was in the grocery store, so beautiful, staring at me through the plastic window in…

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Is weight loss science finally getting its s**t together?

April 18, 2016
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Are you as confused as I am about the science of weight loss? Friends and enemies change so frequently, you feel like you are stuck in perpetual middle school. Carbs, fat, wheat, protein, and exercise…

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Help! I’m a Fat Person Trying to Get Out!

February 26, 2016
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Salad dressing

So here I am eighty-five pounds lighter, keeping it off for close to two years now. It took me twenty years to figure out how to do this, but I have figured it out. Along the…

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Not to Do List – For the End of the World

October 7, 2015
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CocoaPebble

My quite helpful not-to-do lists are generally meant to describe normal days, like when the Earth be around. But dedicated people keep telling us that our World is going to end and they can’t always…

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