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Wisdom for Dummies

August 4, 2021July 30, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

I order the salad, hoping the waitress will get my order wrong and bring a ribeye with cheddar mash and bacon-wrapped asparagus.

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 20, 2020October 20, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Use small plates when you eat. This will make you feel like you’ve eaten more—especially if you take seconds.

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 13, 2020August 13, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

When I order oatmeal and skim milk, I always hope the waitress will mess up and give me steak and eggs, hash browns, a side of Belgian waffles, and a chocolate milk shake by mistake.

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Wisdom for Dummies

July 9, 2020July 9, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I have more hangers than I have clothes—partly because the drycleaner always returns my clothes on hangers and partly because hangers never stop fitting.

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Wisdom for Dummies

May 12, 2020May 12, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

There was a time in all of our lives when we were thinner than we are now—but we thought we were fat then too.

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 17, 2019June 17, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

People who skip breakfast are likely to eat an entire honey baked ham for lunch, and that has more calories than toast, even with the butter and jelly Find more dubious advice in I Used to […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

May 29, 2019May 29, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

If you snack on the chocolate chips as you make the cookies, the cookies have fewer calories when you eat them later. Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not That […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

March 22, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Oh to be as thin as we were back when we first started thinking we were fat.

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The Amazing Happiness Diet

June 12, 2018June 12, 2018 Tim Jones

I’m excited to announce that recently I went on a diet and have lost forty-five pounds (true). I didn’t follow any of those silly fad weight reduction schemes like the Mediterranean or Adkins or Weight […]

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The Exercise Pill: One Swallow, Then Svelte

April 12, 2018May 16, 2018 Karen Galatz
The Exercise Pill: One Swallow, Then Svelte

    Just in time for Spring and Summer, well, almost, well, maybe  — an exercise pill. Think of it. One swallow away from svelte! It’s true. Well, sort of. What’s true is that scientists […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylediet, dieting, exercise, fitness, middle-aged women

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