Oh to be as thin as we were back when we first started thinking we were fat. Dorothy RosbyI'm a South Dakota humorist whose humor column appears in newspapers in eleven Western and Midwestern states…
I’m excited to announce that recently I went on a diet and have lost forty-five pounds (true). I didn’t follow any of those silly fad weight reduction schemes like the Mediterranean or Adkins or Weight…
Just in time for Spring and Summer, well, almost, well, maybe — an exercise pill. Think of it. One swallow away from svelte! It’s true. Well, sort of. What’s true is that scientists…
Suspicions: I have a feeling my wife is out to get me. She was all of 39 years old when she decided she didn’t want to be 40. So she punishes me. What is she…
In this world, there are skinny people and fat people. Personally, I don’t believe that physical appearance has one single thing to do with whether you are a fat person or a skinny person. I…
Should I sock away money for retirement? Should I stay on my diet? Should I exercise? Should I take the vacation? Should I buy the dream house? These are the questions I ask myself…
It seemed like I was eating garbage lately. I felt unhealthy, sluggish and grumpy all the time. But there she was in the grocery store, so beautiful, staring at me through the plastic window in…
Are you as confused as I am about the science of weight loss? Friends and enemies change so frequently, you feel like you are stuck in perpetual middle school. Carbs, fat, wheat, protein, and exercise…
So here I am eighty-five pounds lighter, keeping it off for close to two years now. It took me twenty years to figure out how to do this, but I have figured it out. Along the…
My quite helpful not-to-do lists are generally meant to describe normal days, like when the Earth be around. But dedicated people keep telling us that our World is going to end and they can’t always…
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