Skip to content
24 May, 2026
Recent Humor
U. S. Seeks to Arrest Fidel Castro for “Facial-Hair Malfeasance”
Writing Coach Helps Tyros Forget Past They Never Knew
Not Coming this Fall: Why Does it Burn When I Pee, Charlie Brown?
Keep on Noodling: A Salute to America’s Handfishers
“You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension – a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into the Twilight Zone!” – Rod Sterling…
  • Writers
    • A – F
    • H – M
    • N – S
HumorOutcasts.com

HumorOutcasts.com

The Place to Take a Humor Break

  • Home
  • Home
  • About
  • Writing for HO and other FAQs
    • Becoming A HumorOutcasts Writer
  • Contact
    • Advertise With Us
    • Privacy Statement
    • Terms and Conditions
    • E-Mail Updates
  • Admin Posts
  • Ongoing Series
    • Angel Pays a Visit
    • Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
    • Cooking and Recipes
    • Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom
    • Sparks Brief
    • TireMatch
  • HO Podcasts
    • audio converter for podcasts
  • HO Press
  • Home
  • middle-aged women

Tag: middle-aged women

I’ve Been Naughty. Now I’m Getting Spanx-ed

November 29, 2019 Karen Galatz
I've been naughty. Now I'm getting Spanx-ed

‘Tis the season to over-indulge, true. But, ’tis, alas, also the season to sequin, shimmy, and shake – all of which challenge chubby, out-of-shape, middle-aged me. And while I can still wedge myself into my […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylefashion, middle-aged women, Spanx, style

Emails. Evites. Emojis. Oh, My!

August 3, 2018August 3, 2018 Karen Galatz
Emails. Evites. Emojis. Oh, My

    Two decades ago, my mother refused to buy a CD player. After switching from 78-rpm to 33 1/3-rpm records; from cassette to 8-track tapes; from mono to stereo to quadrophonic sound, she was […]

Share this Post:
Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Technologymiddle-aged women, technology, The internet

The Exercise Pill: One Swallow, Then Svelte

April 12, 2018May 16, 2018 Karen Galatz
The Exercise Pill: One Swallow, Then Svelte

    Just in time for Spring and Summer, well, almost, well, maybe  — an exercise pill. Think of it. One swallow away from svelte! It’s true. Well, sort of. What’s true is that scientists […]

Share this Post:
8 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylediet, dieting, exercise, fitness, middle-aged women

Throw in the Towel: The Path to Enlightenment

March 7, 2018March 7, 2018 Karen Galatz
Throw in the towel

You know the expression “to throw in the towel”- meaning to give up? Well, I am trying the opposite. I’m turning to towels, dishtowels to be specific, for inspiration and wisdom. Maybe it is the […]

Share this Post:
4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylegift giving, kitchen, middle-aged women

Fitness Lovers Bare All

February 27, 2018February 27, 2018 Karen Galatz
Fitness Lovers Bare All

It’s not too late, fitness lovers. Still want to make good on that New Year’s resolution to get in shape in 2018, but hate the chic club scene, where all the cool girls and guys […]

Share this Post:
Lifestyleexercise, lifestyle, middle-aged women

RSS and More

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
New Release
Ramo to the Rescue
By Donna Cavanagh Published by Shorehouse Books
Ramo to the Rescue
Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Funny as Hell: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Specer and HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Spencer
Uranus Is Always Funny
Available in Paperback and Kindle



Comments Are Part Of The Fun, Recent Comments

Con Chapman on Keep on Noodling: A Salute to…
Mark R Hunter on Keep on Noodling: A Salute to…
Bill Spencer on “You unlock this door wi…
Mark R Hunter on The Medical Diagnosis is Death…
rogerfreed on META Data…
rogerfreed on Media Outlets Declare A ‘Trump…
rogerfreed on The Dumbfounding Dilemma Of De…
rogerfreed on Ingredients: Charlton Heston
Bill Y "The Legendar… on META Data…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “Asking me to choose my favori…

Archives

Blogroll

  • Billy Dees and Perfect Media Prods
  • Daniela V. Gitlin
  • Desire to Inspire
  • HeartPrints.com – Mary Mooney blog
  • Lee Gaitan Blog
  • Paul De Lancey's Blog
  • You Just Have to Laugh -Cathy Sikorski





Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Not Coming this Fall: Why Does it Burn When I Pee, Charlie Brown?

A Very Special Notice From Our New Leader

Not Coming this Fall: My Grandfather Did What, Charlie Brown?

Top Posts & Pages

  • "You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone!" - Rod Sterling…
    "You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone!" - Rod Sterling…
  • Not Coming this Fall: Why Does it Burn When I Pee, Charlie Brown?
    Not Coming this Fall: Why Does it Burn When I Pee, Charlie Brown?
  • I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper,  she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper.     Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?     Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
    I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too? Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
  • Prelude To War...
    Prelude To War...
  • Settling the Grigori Perelman Family Feud
    Settling the Grigori Perelman Family Feud
  • DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
    DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
  • Keep on Noodling: A Salute to America's Handfishers
    Keep on Noodling: A Salute to America's Handfishers
  • My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech
    My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech
  • The Incredible Shrinking Man II: Still Alive and Shrinking
    The Incredible Shrinking Man II: Still Alive and Shrinking
  • U. S.  Seeks to Arrest Fidel Castro for "Facial-Hair Malfeasance"
    U. S. Seeks to Arrest Fidel Castro for "Facial-Hair Malfeasance"
Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.
Magazine Plus by WEN Themes