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I’ve Been Naughty. Now I’m Getting Spanx-ed

November 29, 2019 Karen Galatz
I've been naughty. Now I'm getting Spanx-ed

‘Tis the season to over-indulge, true. But, ’tis, alas, also the season to sequin, shimmy, and shake – all of which challenge chubby, out-of-shape, middle-aged me. And while I can still wedge myself into my […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylefashion, middle-aged women, Spanx, style

Emails. Evites. Emojis. Oh, My!

August 3, 2018August 3, 2018 Karen Galatz
Emails. Evites. Emojis. Oh, My

    Two decades ago, my mother refused to buy a CD player. After switching from 78-rpm to 33 1/3-rpm records; from cassette to 8-track tapes; from mono to stereo to quadrophonic sound, she was […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Technologymiddle-aged women, technology, The internet

The Exercise Pill: One Swallow, Then Svelte

April 12, 2018May 16, 2018 Karen Galatz
The Exercise Pill: One Swallow, Then Svelte

    Just in time for Spring and Summer, well, almost, well, maybe  — an exercise pill. Think of it. One swallow away from svelte! It’s true. Well, sort of. What’s true is that scientists […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylediet, dieting, exercise, fitness, middle-aged women

Throw in the Towel: The Path to Enlightenment

March 7, 2018March 7, 2018 Karen Galatz
Throw in the towel

You know the expression “to throw in the towel”- meaning to give up? Well, I am trying the opposite. I’m turning to towels, dishtowels to be specific, for inspiration and wisdom. Maybe it is the […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylegift giving, kitchen, middle-aged women

Fitness Lovers Bare All

February 27, 2018February 27, 2018 Karen Galatz
Fitness Lovers Bare All

It’s not too late, fitness lovers. Still want to make good on that New Year’s resolution to get in shape in 2018, but hate the chic club scene, where all the cool girls and guys […]

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