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Millennials Don’t Give a Sheet

June 21, 2019 Karen Galatz

I couldn’t sleep last night. As I tossed and turned, I read an article that got me in a dither: Millennials don’t give a sheet! That’s right – they are rejecting top sheets. So, of […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecleanliness, household, lifestyle

T is for Torture and Treadmills

February 26, 2019 Karen Galatz
T is for treadmill

      I stepped out of the bathroom, all shiny and clean, a hint of make-up, my hair perfectly coiffed. I was all set for the big day. “You showered? You washed your hair?” […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleexercise, lifestyle, middle-aged humor

Need a Vaguely Inappropriate Name for Your Body Piercing Shop?

June 21, 2018 Jackie Pick

My working knowledge of body piercings is limited to my earlobes (one piercing each), having a decent phlebotomist in my healthcare provider network, and one perfectly lovely conversation at the check-out line at my local craft […]

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Fictionbody piercing, lifestyle, names

Fitness Lovers Bare All

February 27, 2018February 27, 2018 Karen Galatz
Fitness Lovers Bare All

It’s not too late, fitness lovers. Still want to make good on that New Year’s resolution to get in shape in 2018, but hate the chic club scene, where all the cool girls and guys […]

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Home, Sweet Disaster!

February 18, 2018 Kathy Minicozzi

Now that the holidays are over, I have no more excuses. It’s time to straighten out, reorganize and clean my apartment. She doesn’t know it yet, but Harmony the Cat, who lives with me, will […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleapartment, funny, home, house and garden, humor, interior decorating, Kathy Minicozzi, lifestyle, Town and Country

What is a first world injury?

June 12, 2017June 12, 2017 Molly Stevens

When I attended the Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop last April, I had an injury in the hotel room. As I opened the heavy hotel curtain wielding the drapery pull rod, I bonked myself on the […]

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5 CommentsFictionfirst world, grateful, injury, lifestyle, mishaps, privileged, Shallow Reflections

My open letter to the guy crossing the street against traffic without looking up

February 28, 2017February 28, 2017 Tim Jones

Dear person who never looks up while crossing the street, no matter how much traffic there is, Hey, how’s it going? I hope I didn’t interrupt you from anything important. Please, by all means, go […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylecourtesy, earbuds, lifestyle, traffic

Small Town Crime

April 12, 2016April 12, 2016 Tim Jones

I’ve lived in major metro areas my entire life – Albany, NY, Columbus, Miami, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, and most recently, Seattle. They all had one disturbing characteristic in common – high levels of crime. Every year, […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Funcrime, lifestyle, police reports, small towns

Stressed out meditation

May 26, 2015May 22, 2015 Tim Jones

Life is stressful. So, I recently purchased a meditation CD. But I’m not sure it’s helping. Take a listen and tell me what you think. Welcome to this audio relaxation program. Over the next 20 […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylelifestyle, meditation, relaxation, relaxation exercises, stress reduction

The Island of Exceptional People

May 5, 2015April 25, 2015 Tim Jones

Our girls are grown and living far from home now. So a few months ago, my wife and I decided, somewhat impulsively, to sell our suburban house and move to a quirky but lovely island […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleisland life, lifestyle, Volunteering

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