You Know It’s Time to Declutter When …
In every life, there comes a time when one has to get rid of some of those possessions that have, over the years, multiplied like oversexed rabbits. Oh, but all those things have a use, […]
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Home, Sweet Disaster!
Now that the holidays are over, I have no more excuses. It’s time to straighten out, reorganize and clean my apartment. She doesn’t know it yet, but Harmony the Cat, who lives with me, will […]
Die, germs, die!
Last week everyone was sick. Not me. Not my wife. Not our 12-year-old son. But everyone else. According to my wife, it’s “kill” or “be killed.” “Stay away from the germs,” she told me. One […]
A Home Buyer’s Guide to Bathroom Etiquette
According to the National Association of Realtors, just under five million homes are sold each year in the United States. Potential buyers are seeking out the home of their dreams, an investment property, or are […]
Real elegance is everywhere, especially in the things that don’t show…Christian Dior
It was going to be a happy day. After months of being in and out of rehab, my brother-in-law was returning home. His current rehab center was about an hour away from me, so I […]
Unicorn Bites 9/15/14
My 4-year-old and 2-year-old just clinked their plastic cereal bowls together and said, “Cheers.” My kids are classy as fuck. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 15, 2014 Me: Clean your room. 4-year-old: Me: What’s wrong […]
Funny #2, Repairmen
But you can get them to arrive by going to the bathroom. – Humorist Paul – Chef Paul My cookbook, Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World, and novels are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com […]