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Trump Announces His Latest Premier Resort: TRUMP GREENLAND
August 26, 2019. Nuuk, Greenland – It was announced today that Trump Worldwide Resorts will soon open the crowning jewel in its long list of elite luxury properties: TRUMP GREENLAND. Initial errant remarks by Danish Prime […]
Mr. Wisdom Says, Heat Rises in California
This is based on a true story. My family and I moved to Holland when I was a kid. My mother and I were looking for a house to rent. The real-estate agent showed us […]
A Home Buyer’s Guide to Bathroom Etiquette
According to the National Association of Realtors, just under five million homes are sold each year in the United States. Potential buyers are seeking out the home of their dreams, an investment property, or are […]
High Noon: A Cautionary Tale of Customer Service
“It’s 12:00 noon for crying out loud. What do you mean I’ve got to wait thirty minutes for my fries? How can you possibly be out of fries…at this time of the day,” I ask […]
My Favorites for the World Cup Semifinals
Brazil over Germany. I’m feeling very hemispheric right. I’m also upset about the vicious tackle that took out a Brazilian star. I didn’t see it, but still. I just got reminded how West Germany and Austria […]
Zombies Vs. Vampires – Who Is Your Dream Catch ?
A family in Sweden is celebrating the death of a monster rat that terrorized their home. The 16-inch, 2.5-pound rodent broke into the house via the ventilation and heating system and set up squatter rights […]
New Show In 2014: The Real Realtors Of New Jersey
A few years ago my wife and I sold our house in Portland, Oregon. It was a small place, roughly 600 square feet, and that included the garage. I think the people who originally built […]
Introducing NutJobNeighbor.com
Imagine for a moment that you’re a real estate agent with a client who’s buying a house. You spend valuable hours arranging a title search, having an inspection done, and haggling over which repairs the […]
Putting Down Roots over Jesus’ Tomb
Archaeologists in Israel say they have discovered the tomb of Jesus which now lies underneath the basement of a condominium complex in a suburb of Jerusalem. This only goes to prove that anything is possible. […]