Posts Tagged ‘ Vampires ’

Dracula 2017 – An Epistolary Novel

October 28, 2017
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Yes, it will be my pleasure to poke you!  An epistolary novel is a novel written as a series of documents such as letters, diary entries, and newspaper clippings.  Printed in 1897, Dracula by Bram Stoker is one of most well-known epistolary novels, compiled entirely of letters, diary…

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TATTLE TALES: True Love Sucks

October 5, 2017
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Another entry for our Humor Meets Horror Month! Mr. R.M. Renfield Dr. Seward’s Asylum 666 Bedlam Lane London, England   August 15, 1891   My Dearest Mr. Renfield: I am writing in strictest confidence, as…

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Are Mosquitoes From Transylvania Too?

February 12, 2017
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Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses. They are adept enough to fly up, whine in your ear, then take off laughing as you whip yourself in the head trying to swat them. They know how to…

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Tomato Bread and First World Vampiric Problems

January 25, 2017
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Andorran Appetizer PA AMB TOMÀQUET (Tomato Bread) INGREDIENTS 4″ baguette or crusty Italian bread 4 garlic cloves 4 big, ripe tomatoes 8 teaspoons olive oil (1 teaspoon per slice) ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt…

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Humor Meets Horror – Presidential debate gets ugly, not in good way

October 14, 2016
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By Werewolf Blitzer Staff Pol-“IT”-ical Writer They all shook hands and/or claws before the debate last night, and then the five remaining candidates running for Transyl-vein-ia President got to it. Transyl-vein-ians were disgusted. As in…

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Humor Meets Horror — BARTLEY’S GUESTS

October 5, 2016
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His name was Bartley Crowfield. He was working late. He was a scientist working on a machine that would simultaneously induce a coma, feed the patient, give him a foot massage, perform Reiki and give…

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Cuban Ropa Vieja and Vicious Onions

October 27, 2015
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Cuban Entree ROPA VIEJA INGREDIENTS 2 pounds flank steak ½ teaspoon salt 1 Roma tomato (1 additional later) 1 large onion 1 green bell pepper 3 garlic cloves 1 Roma tomato 3 tablespoons olive oil…

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Cold, Colors, and Candy

October 22, 2015
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Unless you’re one of those people of questionable sanity who likes cold weather, October has little to offer Hoosiers except autumn colors and Halloween. But by Halloween the leaves have usually fallen and the days…

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13 Things You Need to Know About Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

October 21, 2015
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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark has been The Queen of Halloween for decades. But do you have all of the scoop on the vampirish cult character and her alter ego– actress and brilliant business woman…

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Friday Humor Devotional

October 24, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my grievous blunder.  When I complimented my co-worker on his incredibly creative redneck vampire costume he responded, “What costume?” Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at…

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