Unicorn Bites 10/27/13
I’ve never hung up garlic to ward off vampires, but I’ve been known to leave beef jerky lying around to scare away vegans. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 27, 2013 Me: “Did you […]
I’ve never hung up garlic to ward off vampires, but I’ve been known to leave beef jerky lying around to scare away vegans. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 27, 2013 Me: “Did you […]
In this scene, protagonist Davey Owen has sneaked into the basement beneath Live Girls, a peepshow in Times Square run by beautiful, deadly vampires. … He began kicking his legs to push himself against […]
We love a good conspiracy, and the past five or six decades have given us plenty of conspiracies to examine and obsess over. We have the JFK, RFK and MLK assassinations (thank goodness for initials […]
Erotica used to be the genre no one admitted to writing. Erotica authors used phony names and hid in small closets hunched over typewriters weaving their tales of sex and lust. Okay, maybe they had […]
I saw on TV that the latest of the Twilight movies, Breaking Dawn, opens in theaters everywhere which means both teenie boppers and sexually-starved middle aged women will flock to see this romantic tale because […]
“This is going to be awesome Baxter,” shouted Doc from the passenger side of the 1957 black and silver hearse. They had won an all-expense-paid Las Vegas Vampire Vacation in a promotional contest called, Ghoul’s Rule Halloween […]
For the last 15 years, I have written for a number of business and trade publications. I have covered a wide range of topics from the newest exhibitions at museums to the doggie poop pickup […]