Suspicions: I have a feeling my wife is out to get me. She was all of 39 years old when she decided she didn’t want to be 40. So she punishes me. What is she […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my grievous blunder. When I complimented my co-worker on his incredibly creative redneck vampire costume he responded, “What costume?” Amen.
“This is going to be awesome Baxter,” shouted Doc from the passenger side of the 1957 black and silver hearse. They had won an all-expense-paid Las Vegas Vampire Vacation in a promotional contest called, Ghoul’s Rule Halloween […]