Halloween is the scary holiday, and it’s timed perfectly to arrive just before the two scariest spots on the calendar: winter, and elections. It’s hardly surprising, then, that one popular Halloween mask is that of […]
While Halloween is a whimsical time for children, it can be disquieting for dogs and even more troubling for dog owners unaccustomed to working with the violent criminally insane. Halloween spending this year is expected […]
After a close-fought contest involving more than 200 candidates, President Obama came second in the White House Halloween President Obama Lookalike Fancy Dress Ball. The winner was a Secret Service agent dressed like the President, […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my grievous blunder. When I complimented my co-worker on his incredibly creative redneck vampire costume he responded, “What costume?” Amen.
Cheap Halloween party costume ideas. 1) Sit in fetal position all night squeezed between guests: Airline passenger. 2) Go naked: Selfie. 3) Hit guests (preferably female): NFL player.
Let’s be honest here, if you’re single on Halloween, you probably want your costume to get attention. There’s no way you’re painting your hair green and making your face look like Snooki’s period if you […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my recent blunder. When our boss said we could celebrate Halloween and wear costumes to work, I high-fived her on creating such a sleazy hooker costume. She said she […]