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Author: E. V. Erton

E. V. Erton’s career as a writer spans blogging, books and short stories, corporate communications, journalism, plays and comedy sketches, satirical essays, and TV documentaries. Possibly the best way to trace his career path is to dip a sugared-up fly with ADHD in ink, and let the insect wander around a blank sheet of paper. Comedy has long been a passion. A book of short stories and a play about George Washington crossing the River Delaware are almost ready to attract the first rejections. He would love to get involved in another comedy production and write for The Onion. He lives in Pennsylvania with his wife, two kids, and a dog called Spike who should be named Obnoxious.

Dental Schools Adding Big Game Hunting to Curriculum

August 6, 2015August 6, 2015 E. V. Erton

In response to the furor over the killing of Cecil the Lion by an American dentist, some dental Schools are now requiring students to become licensed big game hunters before qualifying as dental practitioners. “The […]

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1 CommentFictionAmerican dentists, animals trophies, big game hunting, Cecil the Lion, dental school

Bidding Frenzy for Trump’s First Novel “Go Set My Hair”

July 17, 2015 E. V. Erton

Donald Trump’s first novel “Go Set My Hair” has triggered a bidding frenzy among publishers desperate to land the much anticipated work of fiction. Set in the dark, satanic Mexican countryside, the plot revolves around […]

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3 CommentsFictionDonald Trump, Mexican drug lord, Trump publishing novel, tunnel digging, wave of immigrants

Donald Trump’s Coif Nominated for Nobel Piece Prize

July 9, 2015 E. V. Erton

The infamous coif that has become Donald Trump’s trademark has been nominated for a Nobel Piece Prize for its “services to raising the profile of hairpieces worldwide.” It is the first time that an American […]

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8 CommentsFictionCruz, Donald Trumps' hair, Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, nobel prize, presidential campaign, Santorum

Surge in Support for Putting The Donald on $10 Bill

June 25, 2015 E. V. Erton

The movement to replace Alexander Hamilton with Donald Trump on the new $10 bill is attracting huge support from across the nation according to the Donald on the Greenback (DOG) campaign. “We’ve been inundated with […]

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9 CommentsFiction$10 bill, Donald Trump, paper currency, The Donald, Trump Tower

Disappearing Bees Mystery Solved

June 11, 2015 E. V. Erton

A Wall Street bank has agreed to return half of the world’s honey bees and pay a hefty fine, after admitting that it took the insects as part of a plan to corner the Honey […]

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8 CommentsFictionbee sting, NYPD, price of honey, wall street bank, where are the bees?

App Plots Wacky Way to the White House

May 28, 2015 E. V. Erton

Looking for a new challenge? How about a run for President? A new app called anywingnutforthewhitehouse.com helps Americans with half a mind to move into the White House (or just half a mind) to launch […]

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Are You a Worrywart? This Cruise is for You!

May 14, 2015May 14, 2015 E. V. Erton

If you are a pessimist who is still searching for the ideal summer vacation, look no further. Real Life Cruises has announced the launch of its Pessimists Cruise, designed especially for people who love to […]

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5 CommentsFictionmystery cruise, special cruise, vacation for complainers

Needlegate Shocks World Knitting

May 7, 2015 E. V. Erton

Hot on the heels of the “Deflategate” scandal at the New England Patriots in the NFL, competitive knitting has been rocked by the revelation that the world champions, The Woolly Mammoths, might have applied the […]

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8 CommentsFictioncheating knitters, knittinggate, stitched up!, WD-40 used by knitters?

Uproar Over Standardized Testing for School Buses

April 24, 2015 E. V. Erton

Parents across the country are protesting at the introduction of new standardized tests for school buses, and many are threatening to opt out of bus transportation until the program is scrapped. The program is part […]

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1 CommentFictionbus driver hygiene, parents angry, parents opt out of testing buses, school bus, standardized testing

Righteous Pope Gives US Sisters His Blessing

April 17, 2015April 17, 2015 E. V. Erton

Nuns in America are celebrating the news that Pope Francis has halted the Vatican’s crackdown on what it regarded as “radical feminist” groups of nuns in the US who had created a “doctrinal crisis” in […]

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4 CommentsFictioncatholic church, Pontiff, Pope Francis, Rome, US nuns ride hogs to Vatican

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