Tag: Pope Francis
Is Pope Francis Really Stan Laurel, the Famous Comedian?
Let’s look at what we know. Pope Francis is a nice guy. Stan Laurel was a nice guy. The pope wants to make us smile. Stan wanted to make us smile. Whenever we want to […]
The First Pope in the NBA?
We live in exciting times as the following headline in the San Diego Union-Tribune shows. The photograph shows Pope Francis in his early days. I wish him well in his tryout. – Paul R. […]
Boehner’s Miracle Cure
“It was nothing short of miraculous,” John Boehner said of his private meeting with Pope Francis. “With a touch of his hand, I felt cleansed of years of rolling around in the muck of Congress.” […]
Here Comes The Pope!
The Pope is coming, and Philadelphia is getting ready. Pope Francis will be in town from September 26 – 27, which the locals have begun referring to as “Pope Weekend.” Large sections of the city […]
Five Things the Pope Needs to Know About Philly
With the upcoming Papal Visit just around the corner, the Philadelphia Department of Tourism has come up with a list of five things the Pope should know if he wants to have a successful visit […]
Righteous Pope Gives US Sisters His Blessing
Nuns in America are celebrating the news that Pope Francis has halted the Vatican’s crackdown on what it regarded as “radical feminist” groups of nuns in the US who had created a “doctrinal crisis” in […]
Does the Pope Sh#t in the Woods?
I love this f@#%in’ Pope! He’s so real. For a representative of the deity, he is so human. He’s taken down the frosty façade of Catholicism to mingle with the common folk. He’s lived a […]
Pope’s Doves Attacked
Pope Francis To Allow Altar Girls, Because Raping Boys Is “Kinda Gay”
Newly elected Pope Francis has revealed that the church intends to allow and even promote the use of altar girls throughout the world, because he has been told that there may have been some child […]