The Unsung U.S. President: David Rice Atchison
Just as you can’t unpet a dog, you can’t unsing the praises of David Rice Atkinson, mainly because no praises have been sung of him. He is the man who has the distinction of being […]
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I Simplify Darts
Simple, Safe Darts Has this happened to you? You’re off to the local bar to play for the Dart Championship. You have a five-year old girl, Stella. She adores you. She wants to play darts […]
National Protest Against Gravity Day
Freedom fighters Who likes all those laws the government makes us obey? No one. Who would like to lose some weight? Quite a few of us. What do we need to do? Repeal the Law […]
Poll: 83% of Democrats Considering Running For President
Poll: 83% of Democrats Considering Running For President With the announcements by California Senator Kamella Harris, Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren, New York Senator Kristine Gillibrandt, Senator and former Newark Mayor Corey Booker, South Bend, Indiana […]
A New Era in American Literacy- Trump Introduces His Latest Soon-To-Be Bestsellers!
Getting ready for the day he leaves office (which might not be far away) President-Select Trump has a whole host of ghost-written books all ready for publication to make sure he stays in the public […]
Phosphates and George Washington
American Dessert PHOSPHATE INGREDIENTS ½ teaspoon acid phosphate* 2½ tablespoons syrup (your choice, cherry was the most popular) 1¼ cups carbonated water ice cubes as desired Makes 1 glass. Takes 5 minutes. * = You […]
Spotlight on H.J. Worthington, author of “Farewell, Amelia Mary: Long Time Looking”
Farewell, Amelia Mary: Long Time Looking The stories and vignettes in this book represent the experiences and memories from World War II veteran H.J. Worthington. A first-time author at the age of 90, Mr. […]
Road Hard, Put Away Wet
Virtually every little boy and girl (and, in the spirit of inclusiveness, every gender-fluid child) in our country dreams of growing up and becoming President one day. I have a message for the youngsters of […]
The President and the IQ Enhancing Injection
Good morning. This is Isolde Klebb, coming to you from Station KRAP in Wormhole, Washington. This morning, in lieu of our usual news, recipes, household hints and off-key singing by Jerry Palmer the Used Car […]
